Gyroscopic Alcoholic

Drinking enough alcohol while on a boat such that your drunken swaying counteracts the rocking of the boat and you remain perfectly balanced.

“Wow, how are you so good at playing darts while on this rocky boat?”
“I’m a Gyroscopic Alcoholic”

by saintpat1966 November 1, 2019

edgy alcoholic

When you're the fourth guy in the friendship group to get with the same girl at a party but you can't get hard because you drank too much.

Greg: Hey you were so drunk last night, did you seal the deal
Mason: No mate I did an Edgy Alcoholic

by Cinnamon Johns March 10, 2020

alnii alchuur

Mongolian curse word

means: vagina towel,Bulgaa

Muu alnii alchuur
Alnii alchuur chine
Cham shig alnii alchuur

by aishesht January 27, 2021

Shitty alchemy

When someone ,most likely a dark alchemist or magician uses witchcraft to manifest poop in your butt as a war tactic to distract, divide, or conquer.

Example: hey Ken just got shit jammed by my super pooper spell. He'll never be able to fend for himself now! What a war tactic, shitty alchemy is!!

by Shitty alchemy June 21, 2021

Climate Alchemist

Any scholarly individual for the past 100 years that have claimed that the world was going to end due to climate change.

Look. Another climate alchemist trying to figure out climate charge, but just can't seem to do it.

by Lord Raif Woulson November 9, 2021

Big Alcatraz

The United Kingdom.

No-one gets in or out without a permit.

I wanted to go on holiday to France, but it’s difficult to off of Big Alcatraz

by Brumble78 March 6, 2022

tyler alcock

got no bitches, bad posture, probably has arthritis and reads harry potter fanfics.

texts like a bitchboy and would 100% public urinate if they got bored.
Gay as fuck

a furry

tyler alcock is such a baddie #slay

by Ludovico loves r(c)ocks March 27, 2022