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69

its a fucking number you fucking pervs
-what comes after 68?
-69 dude
by duder69er January 14, 2017
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The number every middle school kid laughs at when the teacher says it in math class
Teacher: 33 plus 36=69
Kids: hee hee hee
by Mr.jinglepuff4206969 January 5, 2020
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A number that isn't nice at all, other than the fact it's the same if you turn it upside down. You can't just name a sex position after a 2 digit number.
Fuck all the unfunny sex jokes that appear everywhere.
65 sixty five
66 sixty six
67 sixty seven
68 sixty eight
69 *OMG GASP UUUUURGH IM DYING LAUGHLAUGHLAUGH*
70 seventy
71 seventy one
by Applepippin February 27, 2023
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Do you want to 69
Sure
"moans in prosses"
by 69378q392358234756273 March 2, 2023
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69 fish

The fish in the Destiny 2 Last Wish raid that appear to be in the 69 sex position. This fallout is necessary in the Vault and Riven of a Thousand Voices encounters.
Player 1: “I have bird on branch”
Player 2: “That’s my left, I have 69 fish.”
Player 3: “That’s my right. Tree Antumbra, Rock Penumbra”
by StarFollower August 19, 2021
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"A Dinner for 2",
The number 69 is the numerological symbol for the sexual act that is the one true act of Gender Equality in a hetero relationship. Where both the Male and Female of the Couple Give and Recieve pleasure equally. (More so when performed laying on their sides)
Wife: Shall I prepare a Dinner for 2
Husband: well you know I always enjoy a "69"
Wife: as equally do I
by toetoe82 November 29, 2022
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Dude 1: 69

Dude 2: niiice
by Stonkle October 2, 2021
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