Molly The Dog

The cutest dog you will ever meet. She is also my dog. MINE!!

Me: IF YOU HAVE NOT MET MOLLY THE DOG YOU ARE ALL THE WORST!!!
Friend: (Backs away) Okay....

by #MollyLove March 4, 2019

Chilli dog with cheese

Its when you had anal sex a week ago and haven't washed your penis in a week, so you get white stuff under the head of your penis, it's called cheese.

Hey duuude, this girl was mean to me the other night, so I gave her a chilli dog with cheese right in her month.

by Diamondblade May 22, 2018

dogs

One of the few reasons life is ok

Dogs are the absolute best

by fuckfacemcidiot January 25, 2018

Corntilla Dogs

Noun; hot dogs wrapped in corn tortillas instead of dipped and fried in corn batter.

First put a little water on the tortillas before putting them and the hotdogs in the microwave to keep the tortillas from breaking when you roll them up. Heat for approx. 45 seconds. Enjoy your Corntilla Dogs!

by fluffy_pancake January 9, 2022

if you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach

yes it’s true, if u stretch ur food will in fact full the closest dog to you. so be careful u don’t wanna to over weight a dog

“Don’t stretch after eating! Your food will go inside a dogs stomach! If you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach”

by dog fans July 22, 2022

Mad Dogging Face

Mad Dogging Face, or "MDF," is when a male constantly has a pissed off look or scorn expression on his face.

Male equivalent to the female version of Resting Bitch Face, or "RBF."

"That new dude, Sam, at the gym seems cool, but he has MDF. He needs to smile more to break that Mad Dogging Face."

by BDNKBoards December 15, 2021

Crème Dog

When your friend cums inside someone and needs a refill so you put your tips together and cum in his shaft.

Yo man, my balls are empty. Can you please help me out with the Crème Dog method?

by CarbonCrow June 29, 2025