Slocking the Cock

When you wear extra condoms to seem bigger

My girl caught me slocking the cock and now she calls me bitty bepis mcsmall dick

by Beepisboop August 20, 2022

Cock-Womble

A person who collects the cheese looking build up from the bell ends of homeless men and uses it for food, either spreading it on bread or toast for example

That guy is so disgusting, I bet he's a complete Cock-Womble

by MyEvilResident March 30, 2023

Cock destroyer

What I do to your mom at night

Wow your mom is the cock destroyer

by I’m gonna stiff your mom July 20, 2021

National cock and ball torture day

A day were you get and give cock and ball torture

April 15 is National Cock And Ball Torture day

by Anonymous Person 69420 April 14, 2022

Shocked Cock

an uncircumcised cock (penis) that with the foreskin pulled back slightly gives the impression of looking shocked.

"Hey Linda! Come look at my Shocked Cock!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Campbell Cocks

usually gay. the name cocks suggests it. loves a cock from the back, that’s why cocks is at the back of his name. is a gym bro and mad vesher. loves zaza. has a brain full of great ideas… wait shit ideas, probs coz it’s full of spider webs tbh.

see that emo goth dude? he’s definitely a campbell cocks

by ftguip May 20, 2023

kiss my cock

Well, it's when a person tells you they don't really want to talk anymore.

- Hey son uh, remember that gift I have given your best friend Albert ?

son : Yes, that's right a, it was a big blue dog, ain't it father ?

- Yes, that's right. Now about that.

son : No father, kiss my cock, what the hell, you're telling me about Albert about I hate that fucker.

by nothisusernamewasreallybad November 26, 2022