spongey face

it means you have a very spongey face and you absorb all the water in your face

Susan spongey face is very squishy that her pimple pops out

by Spongey face May 24, 2016

to have egg on your face

You “have egg on your face” when you say something stupid,or you do something that makes you look stupid.
Also to suffer embarrassment as a result of a public failure.

To have egg on your face: I was so nervous to speak with the boy i like that i said a lot of silly things...Tomorrow i’ll see him again at school, and i have egg on my face..!

by *Nero Cristallo* January 24, 2018

Oh no face

The look of surprise a girl makes when a guy "accidently" puts his penis into her bum. Usually performed in the doggy style position.

Girl: Gasp! *makes the oh no face*
Boy: Heh heh, whoops, wrong hole

by br0wnl!pp3dan0n February 25, 2011

petty-face

When someone's face is so ugly its pathetic.

Damn girl, your boyfriend got a petty-face.

by Miss Kitty325 February 19, 2010

Sit on a face day

Every Thanksgiving, girls have to sit on a guys face for at least five minutes

Eric:Happy thanksgiving guys, I’m heading over to my girlfriends house
Bobby: Why?
Eric: Isn’t it obvious? It’s Sit on a face day idiot.
Bobby: Oh, I gotta head over to my girlfriends as well then

by A.Kur November 23, 2023

The Gas Face

The Gas Face is a sex act involving two consenting adults. It involves two people in a 69 sex position with the male’s face and tongue in the girl’s asshole as she farts into his face and mouth, while he sucks the farts out of her asshole.

Jack: Hey bro, did you do The Gas Face with Ashley last night?
Darius: You better believe it bro, her farts were nasty, but I enjoyed doing The Gas Face with her.
Jack: You nasty, man.

by efishies15 January 24, 2019

Face-paint

When a male covers a woman’s face in semen.

He gave her a good face-paint.

by Tajjytajj May 11, 2025