wood glued

The female equivalent to a male who is "pussy whipped"

A Female who is obsessed with a male's sexual organ or the male having sex with her, she is practically "glued" to the "wood" slang for penis

This girl I am seeing is so wood glued, she waits by the phone for me to call her

by stayblk August 12, 2011

scenic wood

the best part of houston

oh yea she from scenic wood .

by adajenee October 14, 2020

Wood Whisperer

A woman who can give you wood just by her voice

That woman at the bar must have been a wood whisperer. She gave me a hard on just with her voice.

by Eye Glass Pimp October 5, 2015

alastair wood

An Alastair wood is someone who touches little kids

alastair wood get away from hose kids

by Uncle Jimmy July 11, 2016

isaac wood

the front man of experimental post-punk ground black country, new road that all mentally ill depressed speedy wunderground fans want to be

“have you heard the new black country, new road album?”
“of course, it’s album of the year, i’m such an isaac wood! oh well, off to therapy i go!”

by isaacwoodbutagirl September 6, 2021

shlanging that wood

when male genitalia exceeds one’s expectations

that french boy was shlanging that wood fr fr

by tess guadinino November 13, 2022

ho wood

1. the erectile response a male experiances upon being aroused by a prostitute

2. the sign for Hollywood Video in Salem, OR, next to the red robin

1. I got a ho wood at my bachelor party

2. Dude, let's go to ho wood and rent Titanic

by carmen novenchilagasvie February 5, 2009