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bellevue, WA 

A suburb of Seattle which no one acknowledges is defined by whether or not one lives east or west of I-405. On the west side of I-405, near the lake, are the classically wealthy seattle suburbs-- Medina, Clyde Hill, Hunts Point, Yarrow Point, Evergreen Point, Beaux Arts. Its denizens tend to be a) fourth generation descendants of humble Seattle scandinavians b) second generation new englanders or c) (and perhaps most unfortunately) first generation Californians. On the east side of I-405 exists what can only be described as uncouth suburbia. With names like newport hills, factoria, and tam o'shanter, these neighborhoods are defined by either by shag carpet in the basement or by stucco walls built by John Buchan (in the case of Newport Hills). The vast majority of Bellevue's asian population lives on the East side. There are no black or hispanic people on either side. West siders will always say they live in Bellevue, even though they technically don't. East-siders who have somehow stumbled into wealth will move to the west side and buy their kids Sea-Doos.
On the commercial side, the city is dominated by a regional shopping mall, PACCAR, and a few tech firms. Major developments promise to bring an influx of population, further eroding Bellevue's suburban/rural aesthetic in favor of commercial aggrandizement and psuedo-trendy-yuppie-condo-villages. Commercial Bellevue aspires to the vibrancy of its northern neighbor, Kirkland, but its downtown lacks the natural beauty that the Kirkland waterfront possesses, and is defined more by its wide, pedestrian-unfriendly street grid and developer Kemper Freeman's sophomoric attempts at creating an eastside version of Seattle's Belltown. (A container store, sir?). People who think that Bellevue residents are elitist have never been to Southern California or New England.
Bellevue, WA is a suburb of Seattle.
bellevue, WA by J. Beau April 26, 2006
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bellevue, WA 

n. 1. a town comprised of the externally beautiful; usually in stark constrast to its adjacent city, town, village or island.

v. 2. to escape, in mind and body, from your current state of affairs to a land many thought only existed in or around heaven.
someday i will make enough money to live amongst the beautiful people of Bellevue.

I bellevue to Bellevue frequently.
bellevue, WA by wandasiewicz December 15, 2003

boku wa tobi 

Best sentence ever said by Tobi.
Tobi: Ichi Ni San, Boku Wa Tobi!
Deidara: Stfu, hm.
Damn that bong wa is getting close. We should take cover.
Bong Wa by LocoMan June 26, 2023

Bo'oh'o'wa'er 

How brits say "Bottle of water".
Mate, you got a bo'oh'o'wa'er for me?
Bo'oh'o'wa'er by fract September 19, 2022

bo'o'wa'a 

The British translation of "bottle of water".
British person 1: Can you hand be a bo'o'wa'a
British person 2: Sure bruv
bo'o'wa'a by Crxmsxn November 27, 2022

Belfair, WA 

Also known in the Pacific Northwest as "The Mississippi of Washington", Belfair is a backwoods shithole that sits on the mouth of the Hood Canal in Western Washington state. Despite being only an hour drive from Seattle, Belfair manages to be mostly populated by hairy, foul-smelling, beer-gut sporting, dental-care-hating, camoflage-loving redneck douchebags. One of Washington's many popular destinations for aquiring a crippling methamphetamine addiction, Belfair is also known and loved by locals for its proud tradition of racism, 4x4ing, domestic violence, hunting, alchohol abuse, homophobia, and fat ugly bitches that wear two-sizes-too-small pink sweatpans that say "JUICY" on the ass. If you've never been to Belfair, thank whatever god you pray to, click on another link (quickly!) and forget you lost the last minute of your life reading about the town voted "One Of America's Biggest Concentration Of Assholes With Big Trucks, Big Confederate Flags And Tiny Penises"* - Belfair.

* - i may or may not have made up this poll but it does not discount the inherent truth within
I ran out of gas in Belfair, WA and when I got back to my car with gas some fucking tweakers stole my sparkplug wires and plastic hubcaps!
Belfair, WA by FritoBanditoBurrito August 16, 2011