Administration Unit Number One

The first admin, or the most important.

"Hello Administration Unit Number One! How are you doing today?"
"I'm pretty good, Administration Unit Number Two!"

by LunarLucario August 26, 2017

portsmouth unit

200 lbs. Originating in Portsmouth, Virginia due to a large population of overweight people.

That women is about a 1.5 Portsmouth unit (300lbs).

That man is easily 2 Portsmouth units.

by Lambone26 June 18, 2017

Large Unit

A person who is a big lad - someone who you don't cut in front of in the maccas line (Other variations include small unit, and medium unit).

Oi nah, Josh Hand aint no large unit.

by ClintCameron November 19, 2017

newton unit

weird scientific thing

Woah! Look at that big newton unit ballsack!!!

by poopledee January 13, 2018

bug unit

A proper cunt

Bill: Matt your’e a bug unit

Matt: dang

by Saucy lord May 7, 2018

Erectile Unit

Another way to say penis, but only said when you want too look retarted and get laughs.

Girl 1: My bf sent me a pic of his erectile unit.
Girl 2: Was is big?

Girl 1: nah, it was hella small

by StalinGotNoCredit June 6, 2018

Cowboy Unit

Typically used to describe a dirty ol' redneck that aspires to be as monumentally stout as an Absolute Unit. Wears Ariat boots with faded blue jeans. Wears hats as often as possible. Probably to cover his bald spot.

Damn y'all look at Bradley walking down the hall like a Cowboy Unit. That guy is a poser -- he's no Absolute Unit!

by absoluteunit9000 October 15, 2018