torn to shreds

To be drunk beyond belief. A level of drunkeness just beyond white boy wasted

After our night of drinking, we were torn to shreds.

by Bmore Dyva May 27, 2017

Tornado Generator

The act of defecating in someone's air conditioning unit. When the weather gets hot and the A/C fan kicks on, the inside of the unit is spattered, while the building is fumigated with the stench of burning-hot summer shit.

To show my disapproval of little Johnny's kindergarten graduation, I gave the school a "Tornado Generator".

by Thradisar Starwise June 1, 2017

torkari

A friend who is very closely to your heart with whom you can share your happiness and sadness.

Mom: Where are you going?
Me:I am going to meet my torkari, mom.

by Khatun August 17, 2017

tonk head

A person (usually male) getting very drunk and loud and looking like a complete mess

Look at that tonk head! Put ya shirt back on!

by Consuala banana hammock August 27, 2017

torn water bag

Australian wording for a woman's beaver that is a bit loose. The description is for a water bag (which was a canvas water container mounted to the front of vehicles to keep the water cool during hot seasons of travel. (see gutted water buffalo.similar.)

When I had a night with Shelley I realised what the guys said; she had a fanny like a torn water bag..

by Bluey M October 26, 2017

torkel

n. term used to describe a twisted mess; usually revolting or otherwise something one would want to avoid.

How was your friend's band last night?
It was a complete torkel. The guitarist decided to destroy the drum kit because the drummer was 1/16 off. Everybody left.

by anon122333 November 1, 2017

Torklsk Volkigg

It is a jester that wanders on the internet. He can be seen on ASMR videos making puns or just commenting them.

¨Did you see Torklsk Volkigg's pun on that video?¨

by Torklsk Volkigg December 11, 2017