Palmer Tool

A device, usually a wire or pin, used to clean resin out of a clogged weed pipe

Yo Max pass me that Palmer tool, my one-hitter is clogged

by The_dawg June 4, 2019

peeing tool

Penis

Ryp came in from outside and said “I think my peeing tool is broken.”

by JagBomb September 13, 2020

talking like a tool

Raising your voice in annoyance while over-enunciating words, in order to be understood by the voice recognition program. This occurs most often while talking to Siri on the iPhone, or while trying to get past the automated customer service prompts when you call Comcast, AT&T, Verizon, the gas company, and the like.

Someone should Songify themselves talking like a tool.

by Ae5Ea8 May 7, 2015

the ultimate survival tool

A stupid ass shovel that I don’t even know exists

The ultimate survival tool is so idiotic

by Mozambique 🇲🇿 January 17, 2020

A real tool

Sexc guy

A wise man

Best streamer
Prob named jayden

Ur suach A real tool

by Smart mf March 11, 2021

Conformist Tool

Someone who's both a conformist and a tool. This essentialy means they do whatever it takes to fit in with their idea of what's "cool" (almost always trying to hard and further preventing it)and often let themselves be used and taken advantage of by their "friends". Rather than being a redundant statement, seeing as a conformist and a tool are the same thing to everyone who isn't anal enough to give a shit, the repetition seems to just strengthen the meaning.

Adam:Hey guys! Check out my new {Generic Gangsta Rapper}
T-shirt. Michael bought it for me after I drove him to the concert, paid for his and all his friend's tickets then drove them back to my place where they had a massive party and totally trashed the place. Isn't it cool?

The conformist tool should then be beaten to death by everyone within earshot.

by Shayden March 5, 2008

Déjà Tool

The irresistible feeling that there are lyrics of a Tool song about the topic of conversation or private thought.

"It's crazy how much violence and scandal they can get away with on TV these days"
"Yeah man, and people can watch it and not even bat an eye! Completely desensitized..."
"I'm getting Déjà Tool something fierce right now"
"Shoulder deep, brother, shoulder deep"

by Cookie Duster October 18, 2013