twat tickler

a reference to somebody who has a thin layer of hair on the top lip which acts as a broom type and sweeps the inner pussy of a woman while giving oral sex.

ew fag shave that thing off you look like a twat tickler

by Moes June 5, 2005

Ticklitis

noun. A disease where one is highly susceptible to tickling. Laughing induced, "heavy" tickles, are easily produced when applying pressure to overly sensitive "ticklish" areas. Most cases result in a pleasurable or exciting sensation. Although in some cases of relentless heavy tickling, a highly unpleasant sensation can occur.

Man, you are so easy to tickle.

I know. It is because I have ticklitis.

by Dr. Fo Real November 4, 2010

Tickle my dickle

Tickle my dickle is a word that some sort of saying tickle my dick for a goat but in some case is not

Tickle my dickle and ill give you this goat Next thing you see is a indian guy saying Ill take it

by Goat Rapist November 12, 2012

Shit Tickets

A term used when you run out of toilet paper or, halfway through a shit realize that there is none there.

DAMMIT!!! I'm out of SHIT TICKETS again!

by Slashedace April 23, 2011

'booked his africa tickets'

is crazy, loony, or on the verge of a psychotic break.

(note: this refers to civil unrest, poverty, and disease, not race in any respect.)

"don't mind his crazy behavior, he 'booked his africa tickets' months ago."

"work was so hectic today i was this' close to booking my africa tickets."

"dude, i'm about to book my africa tickets."
"girl, tell me about it- i already got mine."

by gdslittlebrother December 4, 2007

Appendix Tickler

n.
A kidney stroker. A bout of backdoor work up the missus' chamber of horrors.

"Roll over love, I feel like an appendix tickler tonight. You'll like it. Not a lot, but you'll like it"

by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 21, 2005

Golden Ticket

A partner's consent to have sex

Guy 1: I got Julie's Golden Ticket!!
Guy2: So what? People tour that factory every day, if you know what I mean.

by thebetterfriend2 May 30, 2011