crocked cock

A penis that is drunk!

Sorry girls......tonight I have a crocked cock! Tomorrow I'll do you right.

by JoeyBomm June 20, 2020

cock or bollock

It's a fun game played among chums whereby upon your turn you open your zipper and pullforth either skin from the scrotum or from the penis and all your chums must guess whether it be 'Cock or Bollock'

Hi family, would you like to play Cock or Bollock

by Golden gypsy February 6, 2015

Cock Munch

Cock Munch (n); Someone in which your disposition is spiteful.

Cock Munch (v); The act of performing oral sex on a man.

"Get the fuck out of here you dumb Cock Munch"

by A Sick Son Of A Bitch May 29, 2013

cock shepherd

the opposite of a cock block; describes one who advocates sexual activity with other individuals besides themselves.

dude, dave is a total cock shepherd, he gave me a condem to fuck his sister

by the dog pussy November 17, 2009

Cock Cruiser

A vechile purchased for the sole reason to attract men.

It cant be a pussy wagon, we dont like pussy, we like cock. Its called a cock cruiser!

by Cruiser12345 September 10, 2011

Cock-La'Va

When your girlfriend eats a dominos chocolate lava cake off your penis

May I interest any of you ladies in a cock-la'va?

by Ray-Charles March 16, 2021

cock smitten

a female who is enraptured by the penis of a (new?) lover.

she's totally cock smitten

by Douglas J. Hill May 2, 2008