Crash Test Dummy

The only job you will ever get, I hope you have medical insurance
by ac March 15, 2004
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Toilet paper test

When a man sticks his flaccid or erect penis into the inner cardboard ring of a roll of toilet paper to test his girth. If it goes in he fails. If it doesn’t enter he fails
Yo David have you done the toilet paper test?
by Trumpforprezzzzz June 19, 2019
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oral sex test

an informal test where members of some clics or sorotities ask a perspective new member a lot of questions about sex to see if she knows enough to join.
did you pass your oral sex test?
by Deep blue 2012 August 24, 2009
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Crash Test Dummy

An ugly person without any romantic value that is not in any part in your social circle that you can just experiment and exercise your dating and sexual abilities in private with and without it insulting your dating reputation.
"Dude, why is he with that fugly chick"?

"Oh, that's just his crash test dummy. He's warming up for his date with Elizabeth".
by Walter Phillips October 29, 2011
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Crash Test Dummies

A five member band orginating out of WPG mb, famous for MMM He likes to feel it and Superman Song
The Crash Test Dummies are one of Canada's forgotten musical genious, the lead singer has a bartone singing voice like Leanord Cohen
by Miss Victoria January 06, 2007
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test tube sisters

Sisters by heart. Best friends who are so alike it is like they were created in a test tube. (Brave new world)
Omg we are basically the same person!
-we are like test tube sisters
by Bæ17 February 21, 2015
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iced carton test

A simple test used to check whether a carton or similar packaging item contains liquid or ice.
To perform the test, pick up the carton and shake at a moderate pace. You should feel a constant force as the liquid hits the edge with each shake. If you feel something hit the carton from inside, there's ice inside, and if you can't feel any force, the contents froze over.
Repeat the test with different cartons until you find one you're satisfied with.
The iced carton test works best at schools that store liquids like milk and juice inside containers.
by ChameleonDragon November 14, 2019
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