Technoblading

Using a trapdoor in Minecraft to ”swim” aka lie on the flor. I am Greg

Oh shit i am tEcHnObLAdiNg *in a robotic voice*

by Molleeee April 14, 2021

technoblade

the only youtuber that has attractive elbows (my mom is the ceo of youtube and she confirmed this). he's funny. u can find the funny on his channel. so much funny. he's a cool guy. would be even cooler if he would actually fucking upload.

person 1 : have u seen technoblade? he hasn't uploaded in a month
person 2 : sir this is mcdonalds...
person 1 : oh my bad, do u have bacon?

by techno's elbow July 20, 2021

Technogrift

A grift or con that relies on especially complex or poorly understood technologies to intimidate people into falling for it.

"I can't tell if I'm just missing the point or if Blockchain is one gigantic technogrift?"

It definitely is.

by DownW/Syndrome January 28, 2022

Technoblade

a often known as youtuber, but is pretty much pig, or stanned.

"My favorite youtuber is Technoblade"

by loffadoofa January 28, 2022

technoshame

verb. to patronize someone on their inability to use or understand technology.

noun. the shame or embarrassment one feels when they can't make technology work.

mom: why isn't the god damn printer working again??
me: how many times do I need to tell you mom. did you check if it was plugged in?

friend: I'm pretty much inept when it comes to technology. I don't understand it at all. Please don't technoshame me!
me: Maybe if you took the time to understand it, it would make your life easier!

by Jazmyne Octavio May 25, 2022

Machine Technolgy

A shop at a Tech high school where people like to park there vans.

why is it so crowded in machine technolgy?

by yohoeeits February 19, 2009

bum technology

Any sort of tool, shelter, or device crafted from materials easily accessible to the homeless by a homeless person. An example would be a bench press constructed from two wooden crates, a slab of plywood, some rusty bike frames, and a large metal rod fitted with bags of sand or cinderblocks on either end.

"Is that homeless guy fishing with a stick and some pipe cleaners?"

"Yep. That's some serious bum technology"

by dudemanguybroface April 12, 2010