counter tap

What you say when someone leaves their seat without saying "tap tap" and you want to steal it before anyone else can scoot their way in.

*John leaves seat*
Bob: "COUNTER TAP!"

counter tap by therosemary May 11, 2006

T-TAP 

triple triple anal penetration

that's nine. in one.

Guy in middle: We just T-TAPed that girl. Are we gay?

Guy on outside: No.

T-TAP by The double dapper (that's 4) June 20, 2008

turning off the tap 

Most commonly used in series "New Girl".
"Turning off the tap", basically means challenging the partner to a sex stand off.

"That's it. I'm turning off the tap."
"You won't last a week."

turning off the tap by theiabitch February 23, 2017

Shoulder Tap 

v. When someone in authority selects a candidate for a position within a company or political office.

1. Barack Obama shoulder tapped Hillary Clinton to be his Secretary of State.

2. When the CFO put in her two week notice, the CEO shoulder tapped a former colleague for the position.

Shoulder Tap by Wurderette September 4, 2009

Spinal Tap Poopie 

Thats where it hurts so badly when your shit is coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways!

God!!! My ass!!! I just friggin'took a "Spinal Tap". I think i'ma die!!!!!!

Spinal Tap Poopie by john March 4, 2004

from the tap 

tap: when a woman breastfeeds from her boobs rather than a bottle.

my baby drinks from the tap mostly because pumping is a lot of work.

from the tap by melst84 October 6, 2008

tip tap 

When a man slaps his penis on the forehead of the person who is tea bagging tea bagthem

I gave the missus a tip tap whilst she was tea bagging me last night

tip tap by Mathew Jacob June 11, 2004