light switch

1) A woman/man who appears much hotter in the dark than with the lights on.

2) The act of turning off the lights to hide an unattractive mate.

1) Bro, its last call at the bar. Club lights are about to come on and your in for a surprise. That girls a light switch.

2) Although she's ugly, i haven't got any in a while. When i get home, i'll just light switch her.

by kevin kage March 18, 2011

shity num nums

When your ass cheeks get coverd in shit from your ass getting worn out and it stays open and the shit falls out into you underwear or boxers.

My shity num nums make my ass sore and stain it brown.

by Taylor January 8, 2005

Switch

Verb: The act of simultaneously tucking back the male genitalia while completing a spin in the air to land with ass and genitals facing the original direction of travel.

Variations include: No handed switch, backdoor tuck pull switch, and backflip helicopter switch.

Chris landed a 180 switch from the coffee table right in front of the couch.

by Switchmaster C-Sizzle April 19, 2010

Rape Switch

The point where something is switched on in the brain to make the average male, who wouldn't normally consider committing rape, actually think of it as a viable course of action. Usually Alcohol related.

"There's something about Jo Bowles that flips my Rape Switch!"

by Tim_Mah May 21, 2013

Switch hitter

A lesbian or gay male who is the "guy" in one relationship and can be the "girl" in a different relationship.

I thought Gillian was the girl with Leslie, why is she buying strap on's?

She's the guy with Jen, she's a switch hitter.

by Evilrazor January 2, 2016

Switch Off

Two people (male, or female) taking turns giving oral sex to another person at the same time.

1. shes a whore she switch es off.
2. Dude did you hear? Janet and Annie switch-ed off on me last night... it was a great experience.
3. would you ever switch off with her?

by Yolayolayola January 24, 2011

Switched

A phrase describing a changed or altered circumstance.

Can also be used in a positive connotation.

"My buddy tripped out hard on mushrooms last night. He was messed up. The whole night was switched."

"Yo! Did you see those hot as hell girls who showed up to the party? That was fucking switched!"

"I thought we were supposed to meet at this bar last night. Man we were all wasted, the whole night was switched."

by CMR365 March 24, 2009