Santos and Son's

a landscaping company that mows lawns. It's also good roast material to use against anyone named David Santos

Mr Gooddiss: fucking seana's buns, I'm done, Santos and Son's, shooting from a gun.

Mr Gooddiss: Santos and Son's landscaping, little girls you be raping, lice on head so you be scraping

by Inspector CG June 19, 2018

Your son is dead

Northern british slang for a male child being asleep

"Your son is dead again?"
"Yeah, he has been dead for the past 5 hours"

by MadelineiBv July 4, 2018

Son Of A Ned Flanders

Someone who is a goodie 2 shoes / never does anything wrong, abides by all laws and rules.. usually a virgin who sees sex as something disgusting and to be ashamed of.... Usually a book nerd

Person 1: I'm going out this weekend to the party.

Person 2: Cool! Can I come? I wanna score me some fresh young teen pussy

Person 1: Don't say that!?

Person 2: say what?

Person 1: Pussy... it's such a bad word

Person 2: man shut the fuck up and learn to break some rules once in a while you pussy little son of a ned flanders!

by SpeshalKay September 21, 2018

Happy birthday son, this is yours now.

The phrase that neglecting fathers use when begrudgingly handing over a present to their son.

"Happy birthday son, this is yours now." - Nathan Carter's father as he removes his watch

by dinnsdale September 30, 2018

Son of a Bing

When you can't say fuck or son of a bitch...basically at church or at your kids school.

"Excuse me, sir, you left your bible in the first pew"
"Son of a Bing!!"

"You forgot about the PTA meeting last night"
"Oh...Son of a Bing!"

by ktone May 25, 2018

son mo bitch it

Injury that hurts like a bitch

Son mo bitch it,that Hurts like hell what the duck.

by Kitty Minx May 31, 2018

Son of a Larry

A little motherfucker that needs his ass kicked,Often known as a "Nick Head".
Also aa" tit suck",won't leave momas tit.
A punk ass bitch that turns his back on grandma....

That son of Larry was to busy being tit suck that he turned his back on grandma., while being a nickhead.
The meaning of a son of a Larry is not a back stabber but a back Turner ....

by Alpine4 June 9, 2018