shit son
shit son by Bill Kiniry April 10, 2006
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Shit Sweats
The profuse perspiration that one experiences when they feel as though their ass hole is literally about to explode with a mass amount of fecal matter, and there is no bathroom readily accessible.
Shit Sweats by Kissesfromkrista November 19, 2010
Shit Wagon
(n.) The physical embodiment of raw suckage. When something is so completely crappy that no other words can describe it. The complete opposite of Shit Kicker.
Shit Wagon by Thenamethatis30characterslong. October 6, 2006
shit raped
shit raped by Jonn & Ken December 10, 2006
Shit Potato
When you intentionally clog an establishment's toilet by forcing a potato into the bottom of their toilet and then take a massive, burrito-driven dump on top of it. Then you wait and watch from a hidden table as the poor bastard tries to flush unsuccessfully and only after putting on the shoulder high gloves does he manage to extract the potato from under all that noxious, diarrhea water.
After my buddy got fired from his bartending job, I went and bought a beautiful yukon gold, had two carne asada burritos and a venti latte, and I dropped the biggest shit potato ever in their third stall. He needed two barbecue forks to loosen that evil spud.
Shit Potato by mctuggin April 8, 2010
Shit in my Happy Meal
When something happens in your life that's so bad its like getting a fresh delicious Happy Meal when you're starving to death opening the bag and seeing a big wad of shit on top!
Shit in my Happy Meal by Dr. Schlaktus April 7, 2009