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Rhode Island is a place where the most popular sport is politics because everyone's in it - even the Mafia!
Virtually every member of the Rhode Island General Assembly is a member of the Democratic Party. The only exemption is Governors, which as of late have been all GOP.
by DanCBJMS April 28, 2007
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From one of the first popular jokes using profanity:
Old West Bar, men playing poker. Lone Ranger comes in. "You're all under arrest for gambling!"
The poker players say, "Fuck you!"
"But I'm the Lone Ranger. These are my silver bullets, and that's my horse Silver!"
"Well then fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"
If you think I'm putting out my cigarette in my kitchen then fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
by NiteKool October 10, 2008
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Dirty Ride

when an anal recipient doesn't clean their ass out properly and shit flys everywhere during the pounding.
Hoon just told me he "had a dirty ride" with another famous DJ
by Slammer July 5, 2004
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Mustache Ride

When a person with a mustache has someone sit on their face. As if the mustache were a ride at the carnival, where indecently most of the mustache rides are given.
Tom Sellek: Hey there, would you enjoy a mustache ride?
Burt Reynolds: I was about to ask you the same thing
by team honey badger December 7, 2011
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Whale Rider

Word used to describe someone who sleeps with large women that are of whale proportions. The person will often take a huge disliking to this comment which is usually intended to offend the person.
Gav: "Hey Tommy, what about that fatty you slept with on the weekend, you whale rider!"
Tommy: "Hey Gav, how about you shut your mouth or i'll put my foot in it"
Crowd: "Ohhhh Tommy!"
by Gav800 September 22, 2005
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Ride

1. A sexual intercourse from a female active point of view

2. A sexual position when the female is on top of the man who is seated or lying on his back

3. A sexually desirable male from a female point of view.
1. tonigh i'll give a good ride to him

2. Robert is very handsome... he's really a good ride
by sammy2001 May 13, 2011
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rode hard and put up wet

describes having completed difficult or harsh, unrelenting work; it refers to the poor care of horses;

the words "hard" and "wet" also lend themselves to sexual innuendo, though they are not part of the original meaning
I just finished a 12 hour shift. I feel like I've been rode hard and put up wet.

These kids have worked my nerves! I feel like I've been rode hard and put up wet.

Related idioms: worked like a Hebrew slave; worked like a white-mouthed mule
by almost doctor April 16, 2014
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