Pussy Snorkel

Also known as a snatch snorkel, the Pussy Snorkel allows a man to continue breathing while performing cunnilingus. Often used in a spa, bathtub, or even a bowl of jello, if that's your thing. Also useful in the event your partner is a veritable jungle down there.

The only known manufacturer of this life-saving accessory is pussysnorkel dot com

Nearly smothered by the Appalachian Grizzly Beaver he took home from the bar, Rob was saved from certain asphyxiation by his trusty Pussy Snorkel.

by MuffDiveMaster September 04, 2009

little pussy

A person who does not stop bitching and can not take a joke. They are very defensive and do not like to accept the truth and how the world should truly function.

That kid Brandon is a little pussy and is way to defensive.

by Titiwhite May 16, 2016

Pussy Nipple

A fun slang term for a girls hard errect clitorus.

Hey baby, I wanna suck your pussy nipple!

by Redwings Addict January 16, 2009

bald pussy

when a woman shaves her genetials completely, so that all hair is removed.

I never knew masterbation could be so good until I shaved my pussy bald. been doing it ever since.

by amanda October 22, 2003

dank pussy

Dank pussy is a stoners reference to a stinky vagina. Most commonly girls who have vaginas thats smell could overtake the smell of Pine-Sol clorox cleaner.

Jim: Yo, bro. You tap that girl last night?
Bob: Yeah dude, but it wasn't that good.
Jim: Why not?
Bob: She had a dank pussy, yo. I almost died. I smelled it, and I just stood there dizzy as fuck looking like I was getting ready to take a Mortal Kombat finishing move. :(

by Banoosh March 20, 2011

Giraffe Pussy

Giraffe pussy - a heightened state of highness. Being REALLY high or stoned

Last night I was higher then Giraffe Pussy and I ended up shitting myself.

by Will Repute July 11, 2008

Pussy Wagon

A vehicle purchased exclusively for the purpose of attracting foxy young women for one-night stands.

Rock Hershaft bought his Chevy conversion van for pounding pussy at the drive in. Yea, it's a Pussy Wagon alright.

"...we made love in my Chevy van..."

"...If this van's a rockin', don't come a knockin'..."

"...My name is Buck, and I like to fuck..."

by Carman Guya November 26, 2006