police

The thing that never shows up quite on time when someone needs it.

Where are the police?
You know how it goes, they'll show up at the last second when everything is just about over.

by Headladn June 27, 2014

Lakewood Police

The police department of Lakewood Ohio. Lakewood Ohio is a dense suburb in North East Ohio bordering Cleveland. It has a high population of extremist liberals, hipsters, and ghetto trash. Just like the legislation in Lakewood, like the pit bull ban for example, the police are equally idiotic. The Lakewood police are notorious for being typical pigs. They see themselves as a level above citizens, even though they are just citizens themselves, and talk to you as if you are a peasant. Before Lakewood started having large influxes of low income and or unemployed minorities moving in from Cleveland, the police used to openly discriminate against any minorities through brutality and profiling. The Lakewood police will pull up and stop you for crossing in a crosswalk if the light changed and you were still on the road, even if it was literally two more steps to the sidewalk. They will also trespass on your property for lighting a couple firecrackers, during the middle of the day, on the day before the 4th of July and threaten to ticket you and confiscate your fireworks. Those were just two examples of how Lakewood police officers are typical, useless, fart sniffing, arrogant cops.

Lakewood Citizen 1: "Why did I get a ticket for parking in front of my own driveway?"
Lakewood Citizen 2: "That's Lakewood Police for you."

by UnfortunatleyALakewoodCitizen July 6, 2012

Police

People who put others away for doing things that they do and don't do!

Other names for the police are, The Fuzz, The Pigs, The 5-0, copper/cops and the law.

The police are comin' Run!

by King Craig February 17, 2009

poly

short for politick. in this sense, it means to converse, socialize or mingle

I gain wisdom when I poly wit' the older folks.

Poly with her for a while and then try to make a move on her.

by J-Dub Supreme July 25, 2006

police call box

A Doctor's main method of travelling

'But- it's only a police call box!'
'Come inside!'

by The Sixty-Ninth Doctor February 22, 2014

Cal Poly Forum

A colloquial term used to refer to "The Forum," an annual historical journal published by students at Cal Poly, SLO.

Hey, have you read the Cal Poly Forum?

by CP Forum October 4, 2009

You hate the song Roxanne by The Police?

I think I tried to post the lyrics here but it never went through, apparently…

You hate the song Roxanne by The Police?

by Death Menace December 20, 2022