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male polish

finger nail polish for men, usually of the metrosexual type who care about their looks. Typically matches in color with their manpris, manigans, man makeup, skin tone, and/or manktops.
person 1: i went to the drugstore today to buy some male polish, wanna try some?
person 2: sorry dude, thats not my thing. i'm not metrosexual like you.
person 1: oh yeah, sorry..... OH but i also bought some man makeup in your skin tone!
person 2: ...
by manbra!! December 18, 2007
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Ski Poles

Dave Hoagrbe directing traffick
what the hell is he doing directing trafick or jerking someone off?

nah thats just ski poles dave.. he does that all the time
by Hoagrbee February 18, 2009
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Polish Goodbye

When a person leaves a party or bar without saying goodbye. The same as an Irish Goodbye.
"I just saw your ladyfriend getting into a cab."
"What? I thought she was just going to the bathroom."
"Ah, the Polish Goodbye."
by dudebun January 21, 2010
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polish rodeo

When you are getting your sexual partner from behind then spank her very hard, call her by a different name, and grab her by the hips. The objective is to try to hold on for as long as you can.
John did the polish rodeo to Sally last night, and rode a full 8 seconds.
by Sk8zero February 10, 2007
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polish

(verb)

1. To cause to become smooth and shiny by rubbing.

2. To apply oral sex to, especially in "polish his knob" and similar phrases.
"She got drunk at the party and said she was looking for someone suitably hung so she could polish his knob."
by anarcissie May 1, 2008
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Polish Sledgehammer

The act of a thirteen year-old boy jumping off of a trampoline or rooftop and slamming his chode onto an unsuspecting female, rupturing her spleen and ovaries.
"Why Clarence, I'm afraid that Julie won't be able to have children after receiving that brutal Polish Sledgehammer from Tommy."
by Bernie and Timenzo January 29, 2008
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pollen

Pollen is a word wrongly used by pot smoking noobs for a medium grade of cannabis made using the Lebanese process.
The active ingredient in cannabis is THC which is only produced by the female plant where as 'Pollen' is produced by the male plant and contains no active cannabinoids.So smoking the pollen from a male plant does NOTHING. The correct word is pollum which is general name given to any hashish made using the Lebanese process.
"look you idiot i told you before ... you can get stoned off a male plant!"
"...but you get pollen off a male plant."
"thats pollen not pollum. You cant get stoned off that!"
"...well im going to try it anyway"
"..whatever retard"
by dave rave September 17, 2006
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