Playing Detective

When you're walking around with your phone not knowing that the damn flashlights been on the whole time making you feel like like a dumbass

What the fuck is he looking for
Hes just playing detective

by Seanieboyyyyyyyyy June 16, 2018

Playing the piano

1) Female masturbation

2) Fingering a woman

I came home early and caught my girlfriend playing the piano; I feel so inadequate now!

by Cappy1 January 24, 2021

Obama's Platinum

An electronic benefits card given to people who cannot provide for themselves monetarily (mainly for food.) Named rightly so because President Obama will "give one to anyone."

Cashier: "Your total is going to be 100.00"

Card Holder: "Oh snap, let me get out my "Obama's Platinum" to pay for this food!!"

or..

Card Holder talking to friend: We can get some candy, cake, pop, ice cream, you name it!

Friend: Dang! How are you going to pay for all this?

Card Holder: Don't worry, I get $600 a month on my "Obama's Platinum" I'll pay for it!

Friend: I need to get me one of them cards!

by Dequandry Ryan August 23, 2011

Playing with the dirty sock

another term for masturbation

"I wanna play with the dirty sock..."

by Aeron January 21, 2003

planting corn

The act of a guy banging another guy in the ass.

That faggot sure likes planting corn.

by Numb nuts May 10, 2003

planting the seed

1) a term used in counter-strike that refers to planting the bomb at the bombsite.

2) Telling someone something but not telling them the whole thing.

1)
Terrorist: Bomb has planted, i repeat sedd has been planted

2)
Well I planted the seed for him to break up with her but now its up to fate.

by Mysterious Man #6854 June 27, 2005

playing pretend daddy

when a man is staying up with a woman who has children and is only there to get some and has no intention of being a father figure.

He is stayin there playing pretend Daddy, even though he has no intense in her children

by Julie Garcia October 3, 2007