patrick kesler

Patrick Kesler makes all things possible. I know I need a Patrick Kesler in my life. Other definitions include but not to be exempt from, other people in their lives other names in their lives names and their lives that aren't Patrick good luck.

I've always wanted Patrick Kesler.

by say No no June 19, 2022

patrick shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

Yooo let’s get patrick shwavyd lol it’s lit

by Wreyeleigh December 16, 2019

Patrick

Some Brazilian guy

Did you know Patrick is from Brazil?

by Abe Schwartz May 20, 2021

St Patrick's Shart

An unusual bowel movement occuring 1-3 days following the annual St Patrick's Day celebration held on March 17th. The bowel movement is most likely due to the overconsumption of Irish culture foods combined with copious amounts of alcohol.

Wife: Why is your green underwear on the bathroom floor and covered in shart?!

Me: Three words: Corn Beef Cabbage...

...And Jamison Whiskey.
Wife: Aw hell naw not the St Patrick's Shart again!

by CouchPotato420 March 20, 2021

Patrick

Patrick is the type of guy to be crap at fifa div 10 but he’s the type of guy to be a g

this guys. Such a Patrick

by Zach-41 February 10, 2021

tuch patrick

touching patrick from spongebob on the hit mobile app "goo asmr make fun" and when you do he goes:

ohh myyy.... amazing.... mmmmmm

guy 1: man i love playing goo slime simulator
guy 2: can you tuch patrick in it?
guy 1: yes
phone: oh my... amazing... mmmm

by thegrugs February 16, 2025

Patrick Shwavy

1. when you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born

yooo i just did a Patrick shwavy

by Matteo132 December 16, 2019