by xxYuli June 24, 2006
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-I use direct opener: "Mam, would you like to fuck?"
-But you can get slapped in the face!
-Well, some slap, but some fuck
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-But you can get slapped in the face!
-Well, some slap, but some fuck
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One lads night out in a tent...
Jake: "Finally, now where's that bottle opener!?"
Bill: "<Rummage> OH SHIT!"
Jake: "You wonky bollocks bastard!"
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Bill: "<Rummage> OH SHIT!"
Jake: "You wonky bollocks bastard!"
by Jeffrey Douglas December 6, 2006
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b). a great way to set yourself up for some hellish drama, instead of being honest with your significant other.
b). a great way to set yourself up for some hellish drama, instead of being honest with your significant other.
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