Cute as an onion

A very cute girl

Sarah is as cute as an onion

by Bmwellss April 21, 2022

why do i have an onion

bro me and my mom are so confused like what’s up with this onion

why do i have an onion plz i wanna know

by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

Found Onion

a piece intended to be read without mirth but that could easily be published in The Onion; accidental satire

There are so many unintentional sexual puns in this article that it's hard to take it seriously. It's a Found Onion.

by schmub October 16, 2014

Dropped Onions

Letting your nuts flop out of your boxers at someone and you surprise them with it.

Bro, Joey just dropped onions on that old lady at the bus station!

by Darkpage August 2, 2021

Eating onions and spotting dimes

Seinfeld reference. When George can spot dimes from a distance but mistakes an onion for an apple when not wearing his glasses. Used when things don't make sense.

You're eating onions and spotting dimes, I dont know what's going on. Its total chaos.

by Stevez11 December 30, 2023

Purple onion

A vagina of African descent.

Jake: "hey man, I finally had sex with a black girl"
Chad: "so you finally got some purple onion?"
Jake: "what?"
Chad: "yea, man didnt you look down while you were getting it in?"

by The real professor plum July 8, 2023

Spaghetti Onion

An unnecessarily complex analogy illustrating the intricacies of solving complex problems.

Trying to figure out Medicare is like a spaghetti onion. It’s when you’re peeling the onion to reveal the spaghetti inside, only to get through all the spaghetti and to reveal more onion.

by That girl 77 November 9, 2023