Burmese Mountain Tiger

A sexual act that is supposedly described in some versions of the Kama Sutra. To perform this act, a woman lies spread-eagle on a bed while a man climbs 9 feet(3 meters) above her on a ladder. The man jumps off the ladder while growling like a tiger and spreading his arms in imitation of the pouncing jungle beast. The goal is to land inside of the woman's vagina.

When I failed to successfully complete the Burmese Mountain Tiger, I ruptured several blood vessels in my penis and had to be rushed to the emergency room.

by Slick Dick Lick/Gerber Baby June 18, 2004

Mont Blanc

1. Oral sex involving a large amount of whipped cream.

Fancy a Mont Blanc?

by Lexi S. April 8, 2008

Hannah Montana

A species of naked mole rats, commonly found in garbage cans and on Disney Channel.

girl: Did you see that Hannah montana?
boy: Yeah that thing was ugly

by vaginal blood fart June 2, 2008

Hannah Montana

The girl who single-handedly ruined Disney for those of us who grew up watching The Lion King and Aladdin and pretty much everyone over the age of 13.

16 year old watching current Disney Channel: Man, remember when Disney was actually good?
Other 16 year old: Yeah....What is happening to the world
16 year old's 12 year old sister: OMG what r u guys talking about? Hannah Montanas great and the jonas brothers are so hawt!
16 year old: You cast the dark stole of dishonor upon our family. I disown you as a sibling. Never address me in public again.

by irritated with tweens April 9, 2009

Hannah Montana

Possibly the stupidest thing ever to hit TV. Some mainstream Disney Channel shit. It stars some hick girl with split personality disorder that forces her to magically become, drumroll please, HANNAH MONTANA! oh my god! Plus, she's only famous because her hick daddy has some money for her own series.

aka, only 10 year olds like her.
she's going to become the next Lindsay Lohan, just watch.

10 year old girl: OH MAY GAWD, THERES A NEW EPISODE OF HANNAH MONTANA ON TONIGHT! Who wants to watch it with me lololol?

by I HATE Hannah Montana February 22, 2008

Mounties

Canada's police force. Sadly, better than that of America.

I avoided the Mounties by hiding in some bushes.

by Skinny Skin May 25, 2004

Mountain Monkey

Distant relatives of the better-known but enigmatic Japanese "Snow Monkeys", North American Mountain Monkeys can be found in the greater Rocky Mountain region. They construct small, functional lairs and are often found hurtling down steep slopes at high speeds in all seasons. They are gentle at heart but can be dangerous if crossed -- approach them carefully while maintaining eye contact. Offerings of food and drink can't hurt either.

That dude's such a mountain monkey, he hasn't changed his long johns all season!

by monkesius mountainii November 23, 2011