Merchase

When you purchase merchandise aka merch

One hell of a merchase you made pal.

by Broke Trapper The Dope Snatche March 2, 2021

Mercedes 240d

The most reliable car ever. You can't argue against that, it is fact. It is also quite slow. The hood badges were stolen often in the 80s.

Yeah, my Mercedes 240d hit 1,000,000 miles yesterday. Still runs great though!

by Car Nerd 9,000 January 21, 2021

Mercer

Todd’s dead dog.

1. Mercer has a cloudy eye, patches of hair, and the breathe of an ass.

2. Put Mercer to sleep.

by Mercer The Ragged Cne-Eyed Pup January 25, 2021

Mercedes-Benz

Black/ Silver, improved version of Force India or whatever the fuck it's called

r/formula1 will make you want to buy a Mercedes-Benz

by Catinus Z February 2, 2021

Mercedes

Someone who really needs a Caelan

Mercedes.

by Blehstuff March 14, 2021

mercedis

A Mercedis is a sweet and genuine person. They may be really shy at first, but once you become close with them, you’ll get to know their tragic backstory. You’ll soon realize that being friends with a Mercedis is a grand treasure, so don’t trade it to the pirates.

Person 1: Hey that’s my friend, I’ll go introduce you too.
Person 2: Okay.
*Time goes by*
*Friend leaves*
Person 2: Wow, she’s so sweet. Like a- like a-
Person 1: Mercedis?
Person 2: Yes!

by Ima female dumb dumb May 24, 2021

Mercadejas

Will never be yours

Antonius Lienzo Mercadejas

by rei_marfori June 13, 2021