Stinky Mitten

When you insert your entire hand into the eager anus of another.

I gave Greg a stinky mitten when he bent over to pick up his tattered underwear.

by Honji Doctor June 26, 2010

minute

Length of time with no direct correlation to the standar sixty seconds. Usually between a couple of days to a few months

"Yo i aint seen you for a minute"

by The Raven July 15, 2003

fart in a mitten

When somthing is bouncing off things uncontrollably, or constantly bobbing around

that boxer is bouncing around like a fart in a mitten

by debit_dave December 26, 2007

New York Minute

Faster than you can be raped, stabbed, robbed, and left for dead in a pile of your own feces in da big city.

Whoa, bitch! That blow job is supposed to take longer than a New York Minute!

by Ralph the Wunderllama December 10, 2003

Mitton

A dirty little family. Often incest. You are likely to see a Mitton family in your life. Please avoid at all times.

Oh shit there's a Mitton

by ThatUnknownGuy May 16, 2014

squish mitten

a vagina, pussy, or any other connotation you can think of.

Nordaby can get squish mitten any day of the week.

by Jammal Taylor April 29, 2008

inch minutes

inch minutes, n. inches per minute. A measurement of penis fed during a sexual encounter per minute. Inch minutes are a more accurate way of determining the efficiency of a penis.

For example, if John has a 5" penis, and thrusts 30 times a minute, he is giving 150 inch minutes. If Bill has a 10" penis and thrusts 10 times a minute, he is only giving 100 inch minutes.

"I diligently provided your mother with 200 dedicated inch minutes last night and she enjoyed it immensely."

by Initial Ed February 18, 2009