laitan

the cutest, sweetest, most passionate girl with a fat ass and loving boyf

laitan has a phat ass and cute face

by milkedtits January 24, 2018

Nice guys finish last

A male who is desperate for a woman even though she has shown clearly many times she sees him as only a friend and nothing more will come of it. Despite the constant rejections he still lingers like a homeless animal in hopes he’ll get his chance with her through his nice deeds and constant random times he visits to bring her food and kissing her ass in any way he can. He doesn’t realize that it makes him look absolutely pathetic and there comes this phrase « nice guys finish last » because a girl he’s into doesn’t want to have sex with him since In all reality boys don’t do this for nothing in return.

In reality he’s giving his time and attention on a girl who uses him while she wants some other guy with muscles and a fuckboy vibe who will use her for sex that he unfortunately is not giving. Rather than moving the fuck on to a girl who deserves him he remains like some annoying pest because of her beauty which she probably doesn’t have. Therefore this time and heartbreak depletes this boy into thinking he needs to become an ass to get a girl but it’s not him that’s the problem but in reality his own filthy stupid taste in fucked up whores with big time daddy issues.

Nice guys finish last are boys who cry victim when the fuckgirl won’t bend down for them from their constant compliments and nice chivalry they shower her with.

by Datruther! December 25, 2019

Last Resort

When you really want to get high and You don't have a piece and no one in your group knows how to roll well and all you have is a Black and Mild. You cut the wooden filter off and proceed to loosen and empty the cigar without ripping it open. Then you hollow out the tip and place the hollow cigar into the tip. Finally you pack the weed into the cigar and twist off the end. Then all you gotta do is light and enjoy.

Caution: This rips extremely hard, I'd recommend bringing a drink.

My buddies and I couldn't stop coughing after that last resort.

by The botanist 420 December 26, 2011

part that goes over the fence last

A chicken's rump, aka the Pope's nose.

Give the kid the part that goes over the fence last. Little kids like fat.

by octopod June 15, 2004

the last supper

When you find out your girl has been cheating on you, right before you break up with her, you make her give u a nice long blowjob... and make sure she swallows the cum. This is known as the last supper.

Phil: "Hey bob I heard your girl is cheating on you"

Bob: "Yeah Im about to give her the last supper"

by AliasJim June 1, 2012

gotcha last

A two-person game of Tag, during which the player tagging the other player exclaims "gotcha last!" This game can be as long or as short as the participants allow, sometimes spanning several days or weeks. Origin: The classic children's television show "Pinwheel."

Plus: "Gotcha last!"
Minus: "Gotcha last!"

by timdub May 1, 2010

from first to last

one of the best bands ou there in my opinion (i dont care what you think thats what i think)
USED TO BE sonny matt travis and derek
it isnt the same fftl without sonny =

and fyi the real lyrics ARE NOT
ive been hiding behind the shadows
ive been waiting in the dark

they ARE
hiding behind the shadows
ill be waiting in the dark

actually LISTEN to the song and you will hear it!!

from first to last songs-

ride the wings of pestilence (love this song!)

and we all have a hell

note to self

the latest plague

by []D*[]*[]\/[]*[]D March 4, 2008