Kevin

Has a comfiest lap in the world!

"I just love sitting on kevin"

by onlyinyourdreamslol February 26, 2009

kevinescent

fatass about to release his new self titled cd: kevinescent
also see: tromboner

i love my new kevinescent cd, especially the tromboner song!

by aj & will October 11, 2003

Kevin-ism

The non Catholic way of religion that has 5 less commandments (as 10 is too many to remember), the 5 commandments remaining have been modified to fit in today's society, No more Sunday early AM Masses come Saturday night and drink my wine (Bacardi, Coke w/ Lime) and eat my Christ chips, no alter servers below the age of 21, the spokespersons of the sermon can and are required to be involved (with no celibacy) so there are no involvement with any and all followers and like the Catholics all is forgiven as well.

Had Tiger Woods and his ex wife joined the Kevin-ism culture prior to getting married there would have been no issues as his adulterous ways would not have happened. We tried to convert him prior to a divorce as all things can be saved and forgiven

by Father of Kevin-ism September 1, 2010

Kevin Cho

Basically the guy with the biggest dick ever and gets all the sexiest and beautifulest girls.He's the most sexiest, cutest, and handsomest. He knows how to have fun and know how to fuck hard. He gets the most girls in the school and has the greatest humor. He is also the most romanticist guy ever to know. He will always be their for you and do the most amazing things with you. He's also the greatest sports player. He will be the greatest boyfriend ever. He is the guy you want to marry.

Brianna: I fucked Kevin Cho last night, and his dick was sooooo huge.
Megan: Now I want to get fucked by him.
MacKenzie: He's also sexy, cute, and handsome.
Brianna: I know, I wish he was mine.
Megan and MacKenzie: Sammmmmeeee.

by MKP-1112 November 5, 2013

kevin

Is usually referring to a douchebag, probably an american boy who has bad manners and thinks he's the shit!

Jesus christ Kevin wear some pants in the office!!

by dirtykevin December 2, 2016

Kevin Spaceying

Being popular, or well wanted, but using that said power for deviant sexual acts.

Guy: bro, bro, bro, I was a director of a movie and I made this 14 year old girl blow me if she wanted the part.
An intellectual: Stop Kevin Spaceying bro just hire a hooker.

by BlurryMcFlurry42 November 1, 2017

Kevin

It's a bitch name

Kevin is such a bitch

by CoolGamerCR34 December 9, 2018