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Oakville kids 

Oakville is a rich, suburban area with spoiled Abercrombie and Bitch kids that think Toronto is a ghetto place where people shoot and murder. On weekends, Oakville kids like to meet up at their local Starbucks then go to someone's house to hang out and take mirror pictures in their luxurious bathrooms then post them on Facebook as if they're gonna say "FUCK ME, I'M FAMOUS!" The other Oakville kid type is the social lifeless loser one who worries too much about their marks. I mean calm the fuck down kid you're too young to worry a lot about school. The rare Oakville kid you can find is the one who moved in from one of the neighbouring cities (Mississauga, Toronto, Brampton, Hamilton etc.) and is having trouble making friends but had a social life in their previous school. This happens because in the spoiled Oakville kid's perspective, this person is queer.

Oakville is also very much ethnically cleansed with whitesfolk and the only ethnic groups are Indians, Asians, Eastern Europeans (usually Serbian or Polish)
Toronto kid: Hey loser white kid
Oakville kids: I am not a loser you ghetto cuntface bitch, I am more richer than you!

Toronto kid: Fuck your money no one likes spoiled white fucks like you
Oakville kids by ILiekTurtles December 7, 2009

Stray Kids 

Stray Kids is a kpop boy band
There are 8 babies and 1 daddy

Bang Chan is the daddy

Felix, Jeongin, Hyunjin, Seungmin, Jisung, Changbin, Minho & Woojin

Minho is aka Minhoe coz like he is one don't @ me
Hyunjin is that bad bish
You gotta stan baby changbinnie
Chan - 'you guys are my baby girls and baby boys'
Also Chan - 'wait that's a mouth full of words, I'm gonna call you guys baby stays'

Me - this why you need to stan stray kids

Plz take all my uwus ㅜㅡㅜ
Stray Kids by bts_jungkookiee March 12, 2019

doing it for the kids 

Often done while wielding an obnoxiously large chaingun. The ability to mow down large mobs of enemies/zombies/people named Ian is granted while saying this phrase. If your name is Kevin, your agility increases by +2 every time the statement is said. 1337ness is not an option, it is an obligation.
"I'm doing it for the kids!!!!" *sound of gunfire*

Super Kids 

Otherwise normal Children that are born with adult sized genitalia which continue to grow with the child into Super Genitalia.
Ron Jeremy and Jim Norton were Super Kids!
Super Kids by OandA Fan February 11, 2008

emo kids 

I'm apparently an emo kid. and it doesn't seem to me that I cut and cry and write poetry, I suck at writing. sure I'm a middle class person but i dont whine about it. and I'm emo. But I dont't whine. I don't see everyones problem with emo kids. None of you know me, yet you are going to judge me. I dont wear glasses because I don't need them and shit like that. All of those things are stereotypes....those can be broken. So fuck off. I'm gonna go cut and cry. *cough*stereotype*cough*
look at me...i am a prep. i love gap and abercrombie and fitch. i just love that new eminem video on mtv. i'm such a whore that i'm being tested on for new, undiscovered std's. wow....i almost vomited when typing that
emo kids by Billy Bob Butterballs September 17, 2005
Ugly kids that try to talk trash, but fail hard. All their jokes and chirps are cringey AF. They think they're savage but we all know they aren't... Some "I know you are but what am I" kinda BS
Some PC Kids told me i need to shower cause I stink at this game...
PC Kids by MingFro November 2, 2016

fake emo kids 

a person who pretends to be emo and says that they are delicate to fit in and pretend to cut themselves and label themselves as emo
I love being depressed and me and all my friends are depressed.Look at the fake emo kids
fake emo kids by Alexander Olivas November 1, 2007