Junkle

A mans dirty, nasty, unkept privates; so unkept it looks like a jungle.

While playing basketball Mike dunked on me the other day and his junkle was all in my face. I think I saw gum in there!

by CupcakePete November 19, 2009

junketarian

Someone who says they're a vegetarian, but they mostly just eat junk food, with the only vegetables being some form of deep-fried potatoes. SEE ALSO: Junkivore (someone who still eats meat, but only if it comes out of a fast-food window.)

Martin's a junketarian -- he might not eat meat, but he also hasn't had a salad in 5 years.

by LanguageLover December 17, 2009

Junkyard Lounge Rat

1) A person of the female sex, whom has degraded themselves to this level of filth.

2) They have kids, but you never see or hear of them together.

3) They have men who they're cheating on with something even worse.

4) They're lose, dirty, have no self-respect, and will literally screw any man who is willing to take their free drink.

5) They typically test positive.

5) They go haaaaaaarrrrrrdddddd in these streets.

Did you see Sloth's new victim? Yeah, she's a straight Junkyard Lounge Rat!

by YouKnowWhatItIsHoe October 13, 2011

Junkovore

Someone that eats only junk food, and in very large portions.

Oh my god! That guy ate 10 tubs of ice cream, 20 gallons of slurpee and 50 pounds of nachos for a meal. He has this for every meal. He must be a junkovore!

by Unorthodox Dude October 29, 2012

UD junkie

Short for Urban Dictionary Junkie.Refers to someone who is either
1.Obsessed/hooked on adding in new words to the Urban Dictionary
2.Obsessed/hooked on looking up new words in the Urban Dictionary
3.Over-uses words found on the Urban Dictionary

Omg, She is SUCH a UD Junkie. Last night she spent six hours on there, and added twenty new words.She doesn't even speak english anymore.Its all UD

by UD JUNKIE May 31, 2010

Graphics Junkie

A person caring to much about graphics and almost nothing about game play or anything else for that matter.

That person is such a Graphics Junkie that they won't even play the classic Mario and Pacman games.

by -Noctis Caelum- October 15, 2011

Baseball Junkie

Someone who is in love with baseball. These people are the ones that eat & breathe baseball. If they didn't have baseball they would die(metaphor). They are probably the type of person that would laugh at you if you didn't know how to play. That is okay though because they would be willing to teach you.

Babe RuthBaseball Junkie

by Kico(taco boy) December 4, 2013