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Michael Jackson

A famous pop singer that began his career in the 70's. He has become one of the main people to insult if you want to fit into the crowd, even though said crowd is full of morons anyway. If he was guilty of child molestation, there would probably be at least a few members of the jury that found him guilty, based on what we call 'evidence'. You know, the legal term for proof that one did something. Everyone just goes by common opinion, which just shows modern-day human stupidity.
Michael Jackson was found not guilty of these crimes. The word "not" being the nullification of the word "guilty". If you can't understand something that simple, I don't really know what to say.
by Spirit Pyromaniac July 15, 2008
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jackson heights

omg i want to fucken move to jackson heights
by gunz September 5, 2003
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Jackson

A guitar company with shark tail fret things on the fret board. Is awesome.
You have a jackson? yea...it rocks ass.
by TrungVo January 3, 2006
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Jackson

he's a absolute god but he loves dick
see jackson over there he's a legend but he's gay
by kalansareshort October 22, 2019
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Extreme Jacksonover

Term similar to "Extreme Makeover"; used to narrowly describe one who psychotically undergoes multiple plastic surgery mutilations, as well as skin bleaching via Clorox submersions, over a lengthy period of time, in order to transform oneself from a handsome young Black man into an ugly old White woman. Includes proboscis removal. Usually leads to sexual infatuations with young boys while role-playing the part of "your Grandma".
"Did Joan Rivers used to be Buckwheat, before her Extreme Jacksonover?"
by Greg54 November 15, 2005
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squatter jacks

verb - a very difficult to perform sex maneuver that involves doing jumping jacks while squat thrusting on the dick
We got bored with the pile driver and went straight to the squatter jacks...wait...why am I telling you about this?
by Brian F from Tampa May 7, 2007
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Throwing the jacks down

by Jafo June 19, 2004
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