jean rule

A guy shouldn't wear jeans to his girlfriend's house, instead he should wear sweatpants or shorts so that way it's easier for her to feel him or see when he gets hard.

Girl: when you come over, follow the jean rule!
Boy: what's a jean rule?

by userk1147893601cm July 20, 2023

no nut jeans

When a man where's skinny jeans and there's no way his nuts can breathe.

Johnny looked like he was uncomfortable in his no nut jeans.

by Worksucks20 November 07, 2014

Jew Jeans

Anti-Semitic term referring to Levi jeans.

A White nationalist asked for a boycott of Levi stores and their Jew jeans in response to their advocacy of civil rights positions.

by GreenHillGuy April 09, 2021

Pingu In Jeans

A person who sleeps all day and skates all night

Person A: “My friend is a pingu in jeans”
Person B: “What a loser”

by Friendlysandwich June 09, 2022

Jean Claude

A person with greasy hair and a VJJ-infection.
Jean Claude's love small horses and sheeps.
A Jean Claude always walks like a geriatric person and loves to tickle morrocan people and steal pencels.

Oh look that person is frying fries in her hair, it must be a Jean Claude!

by horsedickloverxoxo June 04, 2017

Russian skinny jeans

Tight tapered track pants worn typically by soccer players or overweight middle aged russian men. Complemented usually by a borscht-stained whife beater and a gold chain.

Boris drank too much vodka and soiled his Russian skinny jeans.

by theejaybles December 11, 2016

Jean week

Jean week is we're everyone who has jean from genshin impact must build jean

Jean week is the best

by Tedd bear September 24, 2022