by worthlesskid February 8, 2019
Get the Gabe Helmy mug.Perhaps the trite comical definition of the act of putting one's entire cranius inside a Woman's Vagina being called a "Salmon Helmet" can effectively make up for the horrid practice some cowboy types used to do which involved cutting off tribal Vaginas and stretching them over saddlehorns to cure into wearable "Salmon Helmets" in conquistadore style for instance.
Macy's was having a clearance on "Salmon Helmets" and the horny Asian exchange student Woman that worked at the local museum made certain to aquire them all...
by Itssatjayuga@gmail June 11, 2019
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by Anneleise October 7, 2019
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Get the Roman Helmet mug.When a many places half a passionfruit over the end of his erect penis, then proceeds to have anal or vaginal sex.
Note: It's advised to use a ripe passionfruit that isn't too tart and a condom to hold the passionfruit half in place. If lost inside this becomes a vegan diva cup.
Note: It's advised to use a ripe passionfruit that isn't too tart and a condom to hold the passionfruit half in place. If lost inside this becomes a vegan diva cup.
Oliver: Hey man, I've been trying it on with girl but I think my cock's too small, I can barely keep her wet. I asked the women in sex shop but she just laughed at me.
Mike: No worries mate, I've never had that problem, but I know just the thing. Give her the old Passionate Helmet, use half for a Pornstar Martini for her and half for your pink sausage and she'll be foaming like a Costa Coffee. Just for God sake put a rubber over it, you don't want her getting stuck with a vegan diva cup.
Oliver: Wow, cheers mate!
Mike: No worries mate, I've never had that problem, but I know just the thing. Give her the old Passionate Helmet, use half for a Pornstar Martini for her and half for your pink sausage and she'll be foaming like a Costa Coffee. Just for God sake put a rubber over it, you don't want her getting stuck with a vegan diva cup.
Oliver: Wow, cheers mate!
by PassionateSon April 21, 2020
Get the Passionate Helmet mug.A name you call someone whenever they get triggered if you don't support pineapple on pizza. This was first a meme on a channel "Gabe Helmy"
Person 1: Pineapples don't belong on pizza!
Person 2: Why, they belong on pizza. Your opinion doesn't count.
Person 1: Are you a Gabe Helmy?
Person 2: Why, they belong on pizza. Your opinion doesn't count.
Person 1: Are you a Gabe Helmy?
by hi2930 May 27, 2020
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