Tony Hawk Syndrome

An acute testicular medical condition where one's balls twists 900 degrees inside the nutsack.

My friend Danny is in the hospital, He suffers from Tony Hawk Syndrome.

Oh shit, he has the Tony Hawk's?

by Boris Rachmamnin Lagusnikov September 11, 2021

sam thomas hawkes

Sweetest guy everrrr. Loyal friend usually with long flowin locks of beautiful hair = Very intelligent and funny. Addictive personality, particularlly when an activity involvs killing zombies. Generally an awesome guy - great hugger too.

He wasn't JUST a nice guy. He was a Sam Thomas Hawkes

by b_me July 2, 2010

Wanna be Hawkins Troll Bitch

A girl who thinks she is so smart and can get away with anything, but unfortunately for her she is so stupid it's only a matter of time before she is going down to Trollville. Inserts herself in the lives of others and causes drama because she is nothing and will never be or have anything. A girl who wants to be a Hawkins and will sleep with anyone in the Hawkins family to try to become one.

Gwen not only fucked my father but gave him a disease in the process. She is so fucking stupid it is unbelievable. She thinks she's a know-it-all, but what she doesn't know is that she is nothing but a Wanna be Hawkins Troll Bitch and never stood a chance of being a Hawkins and that pussy husband of hers just sat back and watched hoping to reap the benefits of his fat whore of a wife

by trollwatcher November 6, 2012

Hawk

Slang used in Cork, Ireland for a homosexual

Jas Boy, that lad is some hawk

by Steve the hawk January 15, 2006

HAWK KAWK

This is the phrase for a very well endowed man who's penis is freakishly large in size.

Zach: JESUS!!! Would you look at Tom's HAWK KAWK?!?!?!? IT IS HUGE!!!!

Boomer: I know!!!

by JIMMY TOM March 20, 2009

Justin Rashad Hawkins (Jhawk)

A very loving, caring, honest, faithful, smart, helping, strong, genuine man. He is someone that you can go to when you've had a bad day & he will make you smile. He cares and worries about people and making sure they are happy before he worries about pleasing him-self. The big bright smile he wears on his face is bright enough to light up the world. He can also be a very confusing guy. He knows what to say at all times, and doesn't ever bite his tongue. He tells you how he feels about you and how much you mean to him all the time, so you will never forget. He is the guy that keeps you strong, the one that won't ever let you fall. He will catch you from a fall off the tallest building in the world. He is a very persistent man.
He can be annoying sometimes but at the end of the day .. he is the only person in the world that i want to share my entire life with ....

He is simply my everything.

Justin Rashad Hawkins (Jhawk) has changed me for the best & he always keeps a smile on my face.

I'm in love with this guy, and his name just happens to be Justin Rashad Hawkins (Jhawk).

by puddles ((: January 2, 2011

Donkey Raping Chicken Hawk

An un-intelligent,narrow minded friend who is annoying,and obnoxious.

Quit being such a Donkey Raping Chicken Hawk.

by Rick James"BI*CH" March 22, 2009