hard shell

If you have a high bone density, then you have a hard shell- meaning a skeleton that is tough to break or fracture.

Larry fell out of tree and broke no bones, he must have a hard shell!”

by Urbandefinitionsaremypassion December 12, 2017

Butt Hard

An Idiom meant to describe when something is noticeably difficult, but not quite difficult enough to be considered Shit hard.

"Getting up in the morning today was Butt Hard".

by Lord Tuba December 13, 2018

Hard Jewelry

Jewelry that is so hard... that it might be harder than my throbbing when I see your mother. The pussy is attracted to you when the Hard Jewelry is equipped.

Jesus Christ bro how do you have so many bitches????
I wear hard jewelry 😎

by Spingorgniggas December 07, 2021

hard knight

A very extreem person who is just too cool for words most often he rides a Motorcycle.

"Damn, Hans is a HARD KNIGHT"

by Jake Gibson June 04, 2003

hard off

noun

To experience something which turns one off or makes one lose sexual interest in the current situation.

antonyms:

hard on

Bro 1: Bro I was just watching these two chicks going at it but it was all downhill from there.

Bro2: Geez bro, that sounds great, what happened?

Bro1: One of them whipped out a dick, gave me a total hard off.

Bro2: Bonerkill and a half, man.

by cahill4554 March 02, 2011

Hardware Hard-on

Arousal as a result of placing your warm laptop on your lap.

"Tim, how did this happen? You're studying for your organic chemistry final. You shouldn't be aroused."
"I went to the couch to study. Now I have a hardware hard-on."

by kazbah May 09, 2013

hard amounts

A large quantity.
Used to show enthusiasm.
Drugs.

"Are you going to come and play a game of tennis?"
"Yes mate, hard amounts."

"Mate did you find some hard amounts?"
"Pff, yes. lol"

by Cock McStalion May 24, 2008