Happy Christmas

Happy Whatever-Reason-It-Is-That-Im-Giving-You-This-Small-Insignificant-Piece-Of-Crap.

Must be said enthusiastically, and is simmilar to Happy Birthday, but for occasions when it may not be appropriate to say Happy Birthday, ie someones actuall birthday.

person, whilst handing someone somthig of little or no value: Happy Christmas

by cheeseflambe July 20, 2009

happy aquarium

An addictive yet relaxing Facebook application where you can tend an aquarium and raise your own pet fish. You can customize your tank with scenery and items from a virtual store, and earn gold by visiting friends' tanks and selling your adult fish for a profit. As you level up you can buy more fish, and more things become available as decorations.

I finally got level 32 in happy aquarium!

by holyguacamol October 21, 2009

Hairy Muff

An alternative to the expression 'fair enough'. Often said as a dismissive response to an explaination of something. Hairy Muff indicates that the person saying it does not really care about whatever it is they have been told. If said quickly enough the person it is said to may not even be aware that you have in fact referred to an ungroomed vaginal area. It is not often used in formal and/or serious conversation although it is somewhat amusing to test the acceptable limits of the phrase.

Example 1
Ben: The reason I haven't been out picking up chicks lately is because I realised that I was ignoring my true sexuality. I wanna be with Carl. I think I'm gay.
Ned: Hairy Muff.

Example 2
Dale: I think I'm going to kill myself!
Ned: Hairy Muff.

by slutmeister May 30, 2009

special happy no-no place

that oh so special place between every little boy and girls legs

" I told Father John to keeps his hands off of my special happy no-no place.

by liberty November 19, 2004

happy bit-lated birthday

spoonerism for happy belated birthday.

this message can be posted on a facebook wall between a week to 364 days of the date of the event in question:

- dude, sorry i forgot, happy bit-lated birthday, man.

by augustonovato April 22, 2010

Hairy Osama

When you cum on a girl's face then, shave your pubes in the shape of a Islamic beard on her face. Then make her exclaim "Death to America!" Then stick a sparkler in her ass.

"I was giving my girlfriend a hairy Osama when she cam on my only sparkler!"

by Dr Stinky March 4, 2014

Hairy Handcuff

The act of fisting an extremely hairy asshole to the point that said fist gets tangled by his massive ass hair.

Reggie's ass was so Sasquatch, when I fisted him last night, he put me in a Hairy Handcuff...

by RacerX03 November 5, 2014