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Flopping a straight 

Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.

Note: "flopping a straight" can have multiple connotations. In poker, it refers to a situation where a player makes a straight using the first three community cards (the flop). In "poke her", it retains the above definition.
Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.
Flopping a straight by Chonky December 9, 2008
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Floppulant 

The inability to have an erection. The classical case in which a penis lacks strength and/or vigour.
Yo, my buddy Alex brought this fine ass chick back home, but he got all floppulant during foreplay
Floppulant by TheHinduThatYouDo March 14, 2013
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Flopter Copter 

When a naked man gyrates his body in such a manner his penis rotates to mimic the rotation of helicopter blades.
The girls were impressed at the speed of Steve's flopter copter.

His flopter copter was so big and fast it blew the whiskers on his chin.
Flopter Copter by Squaville May 26, 2016
Floptok is a satire, inappropriate

And funny side of tiktok,

Cupcakke an jiafei holds an important role in floptok Cupcakke's songs are always used by flops and makes remixes of it. jiafei's scream is a very famous sound effect used by flops
And also her song is very famous.
Mrs. Deborah Ali-Williams
Is the president of floptropica and also part of floptok who acknowledges floptok
And loves floptok.

Daboyz is the main enemy of floptok
Which is a sexist, unfunny side of TikTok
Daboyz often use the words "bubblegum pink" which means a female's genitalia and "sigma" which means being single, lonely and a loser
However it is not the real meaning of sigma. "Grip reaper" or "grip" and "grippy" describes the tightness of a female's genitalia, These jokes are always used by Daboyz to womens and girls from the age of 8 - 13 they're basically used to sexually make fun, or sexualize, and objectify a female.

some of their jokes are
The πŸ”₯ emoji and the joke stolen from floptok which is "HARVARD CALLEDπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯" which is originally from the iconic floptok joke "Harvard is calling girly😍😍"
And the "WHO LET HIM COOK πŸ‘¨ 🍳"
which kind of gives the vibes of the "Ate" joke which is from floptok.

And the πŸ₯Ά emoji which means cool.

Based on my research if "DaBoyzz" and "Floptok" we're compared in intelligence floptok wins easily.

Because floptok is more educated and not a sexist type.
"Floptok will be silenced in March 7
Due to the new tiktok rule😭😭"
Floptok by Internetgorrila March 7, 2023

Lippy flopping 

1) When you be with yo girl, and you be working dat pussy so right that she be so wet, it shoots out like a jet. And you get to rocking that sweet punani so hard that her laffy taffy be slapping all on yo junk and flopping all over da bed.

2) When a man brings his female lover to such a state of arousal, that her vaginal canal produces a surplus of the lubrication required to facilitate intercourse. The male then proceeds to penetrate his partner so vigorously that her labial folds begin to "flop."

Note: Especially popular with women from the greater Pittsburgh area. Traditionally, the female would wear a small pair of furry booties on her feet while engaged in the aforementioned act.
Kent: Damnnn girl, you be so wet, I gots to clean up this mess.
Nicole: Boi, why you all about moppin', let's get to lippy flopping!
Lippy flopping by Big Poppa KB October 16, 2010

ratfink flopdick

A untrustworthy individual who can't complete a task without the help of someone else then takes full credit. This person will always upgrade their own job title to something that makes them sound more important and smarter than they really are. A typical Ratfink Flopdick will talk about how good and important they are while it's painfully obvious they are a worthless piece of dog shit.
That dude is such a Ratfink Flopdick! That chump told us he banged two chicks yesterday then today I overheard him telling someone that he nailed three.

Just look at that Ratfink Flopdick, he lays down chalk line in a parking lot and calls himself a "process improvement engineer." WTF

Flopcorn 

The pieces of popcorn that don't pop even though you put 2 minutes and shake the bag. Flopcorn might seem like a bad thing, but if you think about it, flopcorn means less popcorn to steal flavor from the other popcorn, and a more buttery, saltier popcorn.
I ate all the popcorn and found flopcorn in the bottom of the bag, it was disappointing, but then I think back to how much better the other popcorn taste, then cheered up.
Flopcorn by CognitiveFuel March 11, 2023