elohiys

Definitely a stoner. A gay stoner. Sweet person tho <3

Why is elohiys so nice to me

by Isuckedoffyourdad November 25, 2023

Elon

The unconventional unit of measurement for the length of a penis, originating from the tailbone. Often used humorously or metaphorically to discuss size.

I always use the elon measurement to impress people on the internet.

by Stansthedog November 26, 2023

Elonish

A race of humans controlled remotely by Elon Musk who are all programmed to believe, speak, and behave in a manner that displays the worship engineering rituals that only benefit Elon Musk himself.

"There goes another Elonish; spitting AI propaganda and repeating the word autonomous in every other sentence. She used to be a normal human too. Pity."

by ninaarhowell November 26, 2023

Elon number

The number of people fucked between you and Elon Musk, especially in the transfem community. Musk fucked Grimes (0) who fucked Chelsea Manning (1) who fucked…

- What’s your Elon number?
- it’s 8, and my girlfriend’s is 7

by Tarobogiga November 28, 2023

eloned

when someone promises something but fails to deliver or does it much later than expected

- I'm still waiting you to show me your programming skills
- Ay-yoooo, eloned u

by Deteptar December 10, 2023

elodie

the best looking girl who will ever meet. she is sweet and kind and loves olives !!

rhys: hey elodie, you're my favourite person ever
elodie: thank you i know

by elodiee December 14, 2023

Elon Musk

Elon Musk is a very wicked man, wanting to enslave mankind with cybernetic implant technology like in the game Cyberpunk 2077 and control everyone though this tech (Neuralink). Right now he's pretending to be all for the children of Gaza and the Free Palestine movement, but don't be deceived! He is only doing this for selfish clout and gain, he doesn't give a shit about the kids of Gaza, being a Satanist himself sacrificing little children in his Satanic rituals. He supports the apartheid of Israel, just like how his family benefitted apartheid in South Africa , as well as cobalt child mining in the Congos for his cars. He also supported a coup in Bolivia.

He is a fraudster, always trying to scam people for the Whore of Babylon and her fallen angel demon's benefit. He pretends to be cool, relatable, and trendy, but it's all just a deception to see what he can do to fleece you. Elon Musk is hated by the Urbanist community for scamming public transportation funding and he just a dumb as Javier Milei, the currently elected Argentine president. Tesla vehicles aren't even that good quality, even Chinese vechiles are better quality. He's a loser and will be exposed for what he's truly is, a lying spy.

Elon Musk is a complete dumbass!

by LebanonJames December 20, 2023