Daily Duty

1. the act of pooping
2. the human bottom (gluteus maximus)

"He kicked me in my daily duty." (Laurel & Hardy, "The Piano Movers")

by [e-mail] August 13, 2018

The Dutch Double Barrel

This is a sex position that requires two males and one female. Once acquired one penis is inserted into the vagina as normal missionary sex. Then the other male steps in and goes under the female and inserts his penis into her asshole. After two penis's have been inserted then you begin to fuck.

Wow I had an amazing last night. George my neighbor and my homie Abdul got to preform The Dutch Double Barrel On my wife. I got to watch and it was magical.

by the parrot fucker January 9, 2019

Double Dutch Oven

When you and your significant other are laying in bed and both of you fart; then pulling the covers over both your heads.

Me and my girlfriend ate at our favorite Mexican restaurant tonight and had the bean and cheese nachos for 2. Looks like a double Dutch oven kind of night for us.

by 210toohigh February 13, 2021

Juul Duty

When a teacher is chosen to stand outside of the Bathroom to make sure kids don't vape and "baked or stoned". This is common at High schools and usually they don't catch anyone unless theirs a snitch present.

Student 1 : Yo that teacher's on Juul Duty.
Student 2 : Yeah man their always trying to catch kids getting high.

by Kid_Salami June 17, 2021

Rim dutty

A ferocious right handed punch, similar to the haymaker but with much more precision and aggression.

Normally followed with a "nananaana" to stun the opposition into submission.

"Oh crap, That bloke gave that other bloke a disgraceful rim dutty... Poor bloke"

by Moomoowhodo September 4, 2021

That Call of Duty Lag

When a person is really slow to react, like in Call of Duty when you lag.

Person 1: Hey dude! Your girlfriend cheated on you!
Person 2: *quietly stands there for 30 seconds* SHE WHAT?!
Person 1: Man, you've got that Call of Duty Lag.

by TeabagTheTurtle October 31, 2012

dead guy duties

Duties which are performed whilst in the dog house.

Nacho: Ok... Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy duty. Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty!

Jennifer: Hey, you are home all day, do your dead guy duties

by Goonz March 8, 2013