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drunk laundry

the act of completing something mildly productive while wasted
Mandy had way too much of things and ended up home early on Friday. Instead of wasting time online posting nonsense and feeling like her life was trash, she did some drunk laundry and Saturday morning seemed more promising
by von groovy March 8, 2019
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Suzi drunk

A level of drunkness achieved only by the skilled and the few. Suzi drunkness is defined by the ability to successfully move an entire group whilst maintaining an air of calm and tranquility.
I was totally Suzi drunk last night.

She was so Suzi drunk, she looked effortless.
by Tinkerbell1902 December 4, 2018
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Air Drunk

When one has the symptoms of being drunk and stupid, but has not consumed any alcohol to start with
"Yo you see todd last night?"

" Yea man, dude took a sip of apple juice and just went completely air drunk!"
by OpTiCris November 1, 2015
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purple drunk

1: (adj.) Wasted on purple drank, an illicit yet delicious mixture of prescription promethazine/codeine cough syrup and one's preferred lemon/lime soda, served in a cheap styrofoam cup. Sometimes spelled 'purple-drunk'.

2: (n.) A person who is intoxicated from purp orpurple drank (e.g., every member of Three Six Mafia), often a Southerner or baker. Such people often exhibit drowsiness from the promethazine, as well as opioid-induced hallucinations from excessive consumption.
guy 1: I got busted by the po-po for dranking and driving; apparently, I hallucinated that I was crowdsurfing at a Three Six Mafia concert and crashed my slab into a dumpster.
guy 2: Damn! You mush have been totally purple drunk!
by chillr October 10, 2013
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drunk-style

Drunk Style a.k.a. Drunkard Boxing:
Drunkard Boxing is one of the branches in the ground Kung Fu and is the most advanced one in martial art training. With a unique way in Chinese Kung Fu, drunkard boxing enables boxers to falter, waddle, fall and sway just like drunkards. They blend a series of drunkard-like, unsteady movements, actions and skills of the martial arts like Taichi, Monkey Boxing, Long Fist and Ground Boxing and try to confuse their opponents with special skills which often lead them to surprise triumphs. Execution of the drunkard boxing demands extreme flexibility of the joints as well as suppleness, dexterity, power and coordination all of which can be developed in the course of practice.

This set of style is self-created by Shifuo as a new style combining Ground Boxing, Monkey Boxing and Six Combination Boxing.
Martin: Didja see that fool's drunk-style?

Von: Yeah, it get's 'em everytime.
by Reaction November 9, 2008
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drunk Eddie

Did you see that guy crash the 3 year olds birthday party for free liquor! he's definitely a drunk Eddie
by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj October 21, 2023
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drunk funk

Drinking so much to avoid depression that you get depressed about how much you're drinking.
Ever since that 1st adoption class they make you take, I've been in a drunk funk
by JimHolt April 8, 2017
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