cooter-faced sock puppet

a sock puppet whose mouth is so attractive that it is evocative of a woman's vagina. One might perform acts of self pleasure with said puppet at their own indiscretion.

It can also be used in a derogatory sense where as the party insulted is compared to being nothing more than a masturbatory aid.

Man, that is one cooter-faced sock puppet. Imma get my hands all over hat bitch!

Quit being such a cooter-faced sock puppet!

by alphacaiaphas April 16, 2011

cooter cream

A males reproductive liquid seeping out of an anus.

She liked the smell of cooter cream.

by BillForPresident July 6, 2016

Cooter Scooter

A roommate that brings alot of ass around the house and gets you laid.

Pedro: What you doing tonight??

Phillip: I was thinking about taking the cooter scooter out tonight.. You want to come or just wait here??

Pedro: I'll just wait here, bring a brunette will ya?

Phillip: yeah, no worries bro.

Pedro: thanks duder.

by versilius January 13, 2009

cooted

In relevance to the word 'cooter' which is slang for a females vagina, cooted means for a female to cum.

"Matthew hit it so hard that I cooted."

by Amanda D May 2, 2007

cooter

a cooter is normaly an older females vagina but with cooties

girl gimmie dat girl gimmie girl gimmie that dam der gimmie that cooter!

by bullet4926 July 27, 2005

Chootiatopia

A person who can not stay with in his own pants, has insects up his ass. A person who has gives out allergies and makes people into a chootiya.
Definition two : A set of Chootias who hang around girl's locker
Definition three: Inversely proptional to man kind.

Zain had chootiotopia and so do hammad, both are rewarded with Chootia Noble prize for developing chutiyaness.
Chootia kitna chootia hia
chootiye jaisa zain ka mann Chootiatopia

Hammad bhi tu kehta hai..chootion ke dil ki dharkan
Hammad says larki ko galay nehi lagaon, ciggerete ko galay nehi lagaon ..paar chutiyon ko galay zaroor lagaon Chootiatopia

Zain says jaab bhi koi larki dekho mera dil bolayy chotiyaa, chootiya chootiya chootiya chootiyaaaaa Chootiatopia

Bachi : Hammad u looks nice
Hammad: soorrry hunny bunnyy only chootiya larkay allowedss Chootiatopia

Doctor: Hammad congratz ur wife got a baby
Hammad: Beta hamara chootia banega....Beta chootiotopia join karega..mager yeh kisi ne na hai jana..! Chootion ka kaam karega Chootiatopia

Yeh dil chootiotopia...yeh dil chootiotopia..
bachion ka yeh hai deewana
Locker per hai galian khana....Chootiatopia

by Zainn April 2, 2007

cooter crunch

When you can get through a series of crunches without queebing.

I did my cooter crunches in gym today while my partner held my feet.

by kkoo June 21, 2009