max cook

touches dogs especially pugs

"hey lola come here you dirty girl, my name is max cook by the way."

by fatgrandma December 15, 2023

cooked

cooked means "screwed" or "helpless"; usually used to denote that somebody is utterly fucked

That nigga is got 2/100 in the test, bros cooked

by IEnjoyWastingTime December 9, 2023

Polish Cooking

A secretive gang bang under the guise of a dinner party

He tried some Polish cooking last week, he told his friends he was going for a dinner party.

by Polish_Chef October 12, 2011

Cook

Good, hot, amazing.

Mihaela: Why is Childish Gambino considered so cook?
Aaron: He has raaange, he IS cook.

by sortbyfirstname January 24, 2021

muffins getting a cooking

When someone’s cheeks are essentially getting clapped so hard it starts to get hot and red like a muffin getting cooked in the oven

Dude your girls cheeks look like muffins getting a cooking after that sex

by Epicbowler August 26, 2023

Cooked

You’re completely done for, there’s no coming back from it

1. Bro im so cooked
2. “Am I cooked??”

3. Dude she’s about to leave me I’m cooked

by wicktheslayer May 9, 2024

A cook

A person who "cooks" methamphetamine either powdered or crystal, some folks do it to get high themselves because it's not rocket science you can literally do it in your kitchen sink hence "cooking" with chemicals you can find in your local shop. There are different ways- the "shake n bake" and the red phosphorus method.
Now there are some Breaking Bad type of cooking but you're not gonna see an average junkie doing that you gotta have the specific flasks and not only that but the chemicals themselves plus gotta have some chemistry knowledge.
And don't fuck around with meth you don't want that horrible stuff in your life.

-Do you know a cook who can hook us up?
-Yeah Jesse is cooking some crystal in his basement.

by El Sanguinario June 26, 2021