Using the top of a girl’s head as a table to set things on while she’s blowing you. This is perfect for when you need a convenient place to set snacks, drinks, or even the remote control.
by Mancave Movie Madness May 29, 2017
British military slang for a severe lecture by a senior officer, usually regarding unruly behaviour.
by dulishcamabu January 12, 2009
An over sized muffler on a car, typically driven by wanna-be street racers that only care about how their car looks.
by RX7philbert August 16, 2009
Somebody, a perv, who enjoys coffee enemas. Just for the heck of it or because of the deep cleansing effect before anal sex.
Howard is a perveyor of premium coffees. After his Starbucks experience he likes to spray paint the wall behind the toilet while he bends over and shouts "Onwards Howard".
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? July 16, 2008
The absolute dopest place to get yo sipppppp on. The employees are major hotties with a nack for making drank just the way you like it ;)
In the small town of Yarmouth, Maine.
In the small town of Yarmouth, Maine.
by coffeebitchez January 30, 2010
Miracle weightloss program where you can loose 2 to 3 ounces within 1 hour. Only works once a day and should therefore be repeated daily. You stand on a scale in the morning and check your weight. You have a large coffee, and maybe a cigarette. After that you sit on the bog and have a special weightloss meditation. Then you check your weight again and see how much you have lost within the space of a single hour.
Howard introduced the coffee weightloss program to help the fatties that were coming to his store every morning.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 03, 2008
Miracle weightloss program where you can loose 2 to 5 ounces within 1 hour. Only works once a day and should therefore be repeated daily. You stand on a scale in the morning and check your weight. You have a large coffee, and maybe a cigarette. After that you sit on the bog and have a special weightloss meditation (roll eyes). Then you check your weight again and see how much you have lost within the space of a single hour.
Howard introduced the coffee weightloss program to help the big white whales that were coming to his store every morning.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? September 26, 2008