Constipated Clock

Constipated Clock
When time seems to be moving really slow.

Man since the time changed it's been moving really slow. Time must have a case of constipated clock.

by Poeticsirr November 3, 2025

Kuntikintae Clock

A unit of measuring time regarding someone who's punctuality gene was switched off at birth,Punctually challenged

There is no rush, (Kuntikintae) said she was on her way so we likely won't see her for 12 to 48+hrs because she operates on the Kuntikintae Clock

by Chef Boy R Deranged June 6, 2025

Clock

When you mis-spell cock but it's too late so you just browse through a page about time-keeping devices.

Steve: Damn I want to look up cock
Also Steve: *mis-spells cock*
Also also Steve: oh well, guess I just masturbate to clocks

by pseudonym=steve April 19, 2020

clock

A measuring device of something we will always be in shortage of.

Hot clock.
yeah the time is tickin' even faster now.
Woah.

by The legitimate definer June 19, 2017

till it clock

Till it clocks means when it's time to finally stop. It's the maximum amount of time an activity can go on for.

Nick- how long you gonna date Brittney?
Adam- Imma date get her till it clocks

by Yunggdaggerdiick May 3, 2018

Clocked

An act of windmilling your dick for an hour to impress your girl.

Damn, did you hear he clocked his girl last night.

by Whiteboy4 January 31, 2023

Tom O’ Clock

Falling asleep before 10 pm, even on weekends.

Fuckin Tom knocked at Tom O’ Clock, on Friday night...

by Camye March 18, 2019