Pussy Whipping Cream

When two lesbians put cream on their pussies and scissor so fast and hard that the cream gets whipped. The result of this is some fresh pussy-flavored whipped cream. An intense lesbian couple would actually lick the whipped cream off their partner's pussy.

Jane "Hey, wanna make some pussy whipping cream?"

Karly "what?"

Jane "You know, we can even lick it off each other's pussies!"

Karly "Okay, sounds like fun!"

by Midgettamer123 March 7, 2009

rough tough cream puff

One of the many, many priceless contributions from R. Crumb - perhaps passed along by this misanthropic genius from someone else. It refers to a male with a ferocious posture, threatening gaze and aggressive stance, but a guy who will actually cave in and whimper when faced down in earnest.

Her hero was in fact a rough tough cream puff: he would threaten others and put on a big show but somehow never managed to get into actual fights. He was big and belligerent but basically a coward.

by Byron Black July 11, 2007

Cream Note

Any note that is played or sung that causes a person male or female to cream him or herself. Originally thought to be a myth until recent studies, which have proven that a certain tone or note can cause creaming of ones self. The most common notation for the cream note are F# and G for the saxophone. The song most commonly known for containing multiple cream notes is Canon by Johann Pachelbel, which consists of a total of 23 cream notes. The cream note is known by many as la crème, creamtastic, creamgasma, and more traditionally crème de la crème. In 2007 President Bush passed the Underage Cream Act, which banned playing or listing of the cream note by any persons under the age of 18.

Dude i totaly hit that Cream Note i think i even creamed myself.
you know when you play that Cream note the ladies are just going to Cream themselves.
Wow when the band Screamin Semen and the Vag Pag hit that creme note i was so glad i brought extra pants.

by Alex "Alfonso" Hill January 2, 2009

Oatmeal Cream Pie

The act of giving a girl a creampie, promptly pulling out and throwing a handful of oatmeal on it.

I went to eat some oatmeal this morning, but then remembered that I used the rest of it last night when I did the Oatmeal Cream Pie to that girl from the party.

by tatersalad303 September 27, 2010

Ice Cream

The stuff that makes my head hurt when i eat too much of it... stupid fucker

Ice cream is not batfink

by Mr A and Miss S August 16, 2009

Shaving Cream

When a man cums in a woman's hand and then smacks her in the face with the same hand.

"Dude, I shaving creamed that chick last night right before I straight razored her. It was awesome!"

by pizzle83 October 24, 2009

ice cream sandwich sex

sex that you have had in the past that you would totally trade for an ice cream sandwich now

"so sex with him was really that bad?"
"yah dude, it was ice cream sandwich sex"

by poprockzancrack May 18, 2013