California volcano burger 

where a girls vagina is messed up because of having her taint cut during child birth thus making her butthole and pussyhole one and causing her to shit out of her vajayjay

Damn I went down on my girl last night and she had the runs and gave me a California volcano burger

California volcano burger by Mark Dang October 17, 2008

California Duster 

Slang for blow job or fellatio.

Terry really honed his California Duster skills when he lived in Fresno.

California Duster by Kipples August 3, 2007

california happy 

a slang word for marajuna

dam dont go smokin tha california happy right before practice that shit messes you up

california happy by happy califonrnian March 20, 2009

California Omelet

When two people squish their butts together while shitting at the same time.

Hey Charlie, that california omelet of yours gave me a dirty butt.

California Omelet by Larz Johnson August 26, 2009

California, Missouri 

1. A shit hole town where everyone knows everyone elses business. It is infested with mexican drug dealers and a bunch of lowlifes! If you like meth or any other stupid drugs, this is an excellent place to live! They have a great mexican place in town... Thats about it. O, and the nachos at Amaco are delicious after a long night out at Derringers bar!

You might be from California, Missouri if you are a mexican drug dealer or you do meth!

California, Missouri by ChickenF*cker December 30, 2011

California Shower Bath 

When a member of the opposite sex combs your mane whilst squirting juices all over a disabled old woman. Eventually it congeals to form a rancid layer of ejaculate which is then passed through a fine mesh, and is used to lubricate Musical Directors. Disturbingly, this festering substance can be spread on crumpets and scones and be force fed to a pig.

Last night my wife introduced me to a California Shower Bath... I was so happy with the results that I sold the recipe to a local pig farmer, who thanked me by donating some of his juices onto my crumpet.

California Shower Bath by They Shoot Pigs, Don't They? March 22, 2010

California pop tart 

When a man fucks a chick in the ass and proceeds to bust his load inside the anus. Upon busting his nut, the man then goes on and sticks an enema up her ass and shoots up all the liquid into the cavity. Within a few moments the chick begins to discharge all her shit including the semen and fecal matter out of the anus which in turn looks like a cream filled poptart heated and melting.

My girlfriend told me she was hungry so I hooked her up with a California pop tart!

California pop tart by Spasa Jovanovich January 2, 2008