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Hym bump

The bump you get in subscriptions from Hym. From ?.34 mil to ?.39 mil? That's 50k! That's more subscriptions add than the guy that you are interviewing even has! Unbelievable! You gotta be the sorest fucking loser on the planet. I have to test this now...
Hym "You there! Idiot!"

Idiot ๐Ÿค• "No, please ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ–๏ธ Not again? Please! I'll do what ever you want this time. See!? ๐Ÿคณ I already have my phone out."

Hym ๐Ÿ˜‘ "Very well, have you heard of YoungRippa59?"

Idiot "No. Please I'm subscribing now..."
๐Ÿค•
Hym ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ‘Š "Not yet you idiot! I haven't done the pitch yet! Ok. He started out posting reviews of comic book (stuff shows, movies, and books) and then shifted towards political commentary. His politics are the best (as he is not a chicken shit who only wishes to wield the government against his enemies) and NOW he has started his own comic book company so to compete directly with Marvel and DC! Isom #1 (his first comic) has already been released! Now go! Subscribe to his channel! Buy his book! He deserves it more than Dr. Jeepjorp! Go!!! Now!!"
*Shakes arm*
Idiot ๐Ÿค• "Ok! Stop I'll do it! Please!" ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Hym "Go! Give him the Hym Bump!"
by Hym Iam August 19, 2022
mugGet the Hym bumpmug.

bumping uglies

"Bumping Uglies" is when two unattractive people are copulating, and, the average person would be repulsed to witness such an act.
Of course the word 'unattractive' is really a relative concept isn't it.
God, I can't imagine my parents "doing it", they're a couple of 'bumping uglies'.
by mjr December 5, 2003
mugGet the bumping ugliesmug.

pleasure bump

A herpes out-break. Or any other nasty std that manefests in lumps, bumps or rash.
This biatch definatly had some nasty shit going on down there. But she told me its all good they're just pleasure bumps.
by Brian Wilhelm November 12, 2007
mugGet the pleasure bumpmug.

pumps in the bump

sticking your heels up your asshole.

for sexual purpose
"she looks sexy with them red bottoms up her ass. i love them girls with the pumps in the bump "

"he loves girls with the pumps in the bump "
by booobz886 August 30, 2017
mugGet the pumps in the bumpmug.

drunk bumps

The bumps and bruises you end up with the morning after a hard night of partying and generally don't remember how they happened. "I got some horrific drunk bumps last night!" "Dam, what happened to your legs..?" "Ahhh, those are just drunk bumps"
drunk, drink, bruise, bruises, bumps, hammered, intoxicated, falling, smashed, lit, forgot drunk bumps
by koaw June 12, 2010
mugGet the drunk bumpsmug.

Dutch Bump

A cleaner and more politically correct term for Douche Bag i.e. a person who is arrogant, cocky, flashy and/or an idiot who angers everyone but himself.
Jonny always acts like a dutch bump when he's around Bill.
by Rat-a-tat-tat January 12, 2011
mugGet the Dutch Bumpmug.

Bump in the Night

Someone that you ignore and find as irrelevant as hitting a squirrel in the middle of the night with your car.

Hitting the animal creates a bump that easily felt but subtle enough to where you think you've just ran over a pothole or some other object but you simply ignore as you want to carry on driving home from a long day.
Jimbo: Why are you even talking to me? I don't know you, you are nothing. You are just a Bump in the Night.
by NukeEmWins April 22, 2020
mugGet the Bump in the Nightmug.

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