The bump you get in subscriptions from Hym. From ?.34 mil to ?.39 mil? That's 50k! That's more subscriptions add than the guy that you are interviewing even has! Unbelievable! You gotta be the sorest fucking loser on the planet. I have to test this now...
Hym "You there! Idiot!"
Idiot ๐ค "No, please ๐ค๐๏ธ Not again? Please! I'll do what ever you want this time. See!? ๐คณ I already have my phone out."
Hym ๐ "Very well, have you heard of YoungRippa59?"
Idiot "No. Please I'm subscribing now..."
๐ค
Hym ๐คฌ๐ "Not yet you idiot! I haven't done the pitch yet! Ok. He started out posting reviews of comic book (stuff shows, movies, and books) and then shifted towards political commentary. His politics are the best (as he is not a chicken shit who only wishes to wield the government against his enemies) and NOW he has started his own comic book company so to compete directly with Marvel and DC! Isom #1 (his first comic) has already been released! Now go! Subscribe to his channel! Buy his book! He deserves it more than Dr. Jeepjorp! Go!!! Now!!"
*Shakes arm*
Idiot ๐ค "Ok! Stop I'll do it! Please!" ๐ญ
Hym "Go! Give him the Hym Bump!"
Idiot ๐ค "No, please ๐ค๐๏ธ Not again? Please! I'll do what ever you want this time. See!? ๐คณ I already have my phone out."
Hym ๐ "Very well, have you heard of YoungRippa59?"
Idiot "No. Please I'm subscribing now..."
๐ค
Hym ๐คฌ๐ "Not yet you idiot! I haven't done the pitch yet! Ok. He started out posting reviews of comic book (stuff shows, movies, and books) and then shifted towards political commentary. His politics are the best (as he is not a chicken shit who only wishes to wield the government against his enemies) and NOW he has started his own comic book company so to compete directly with Marvel and DC! Isom #1 (his first comic) has already been released! Now go! Subscribe to his channel! Buy his book! He deserves it more than Dr. Jeepjorp! Go!!! Now!!"
*Shakes arm*
Idiot ๐ค "Ok! Stop I'll do it! Please!" ๐ญ
Hym "Go! Give him the Hym Bump!"
by Hym Iam August 19, 2022

"Bumping Uglies" is when two unattractive people are copulating, and, the average person would be repulsed to witness such an act.
Of course the word 'unattractive' is really a relative concept isn't it.
Of course the word 'unattractive' is really a relative concept isn't it.
by mjr December 5, 2003

This biatch definatly had some nasty shit going on down there. But she told me its all good they're just pleasure bumps.
by Brian Wilhelm November 12, 2007

"she looks sexy with them red bottoms up her ass. i love them girls with the pumps in the bump "
"he loves girls with the pumps in the bump "
"he loves girls with the pumps in the bump "
by booobz886 August 30, 2017

The bumps and bruises you end up with the morning after a hard night of partying and generally don't remember how they happened. "I got some horrific drunk bumps last night!" "Dam, what happened to your legs..?" "Ahhh, those are just drunk bumps"
drunk, drink, bruise, bruises, bumps, hammered, intoxicated, falling, smashed, lit, forgot drunk bumps
by koaw June 12, 2010

A cleaner and more politically correct term for Douche Bag i.e. a person who is arrogant, cocky, flashy and/or an idiot who angers everyone but himself.
by Rat-a-tat-tat January 12, 2011

Someone that you ignore and find as irrelevant as hitting a squirrel in the middle of the night with your car.
Hitting the animal creates a bump that easily felt but subtle enough to where you think you've just ran over a pothole or some other object but you simply ignore as you want to carry on driving home from a long day.
Hitting the animal creates a bump that easily felt but subtle enough to where you think you've just ran over a pothole or some other object but you simply ignore as you want to carry on driving home from a long day.
Jimbo: Why are you even talking to me? I don't know you, you are nothing. You are just a Bump in the Night.
by NukeEmWins April 22, 2020
